1 00:01:58,086 --> 00:01:58,786 Idiot. 2 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:43,397 What's so important on your phone, monsieur? 3 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,332 Oh, it's nothing. I'm, I'm sorry. 4 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,572 Um... Bibliothèque? 5 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,045 Please read us what is on Monsieur Jeremy's phone. 6 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,914 Um, do I have to? 7 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,149 Mhmmm 8 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,355 Okay, it's just a... it's a text message. It's boring. 9 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:09,590 Go on... 10 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:10,892 He's sext-texting. 11 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,898 It says, "I Googled lovesickness last night 12 00:03:16,998 --> 00:03:20,101 and it's actually a thing. Did you know that?" 13 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:24,906 "It's on WebMD. I miss you so much. This is harder than I thought it would be." 14 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,043 "Parentheses, that's what she said." 15 00:03:31,713 --> 00:03:34,882 "But seriously, when I started thinking about when we swam naked at the lake..." 16 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,219 "...and now I'm in French class with le boner." 17 00:03:40,755 --> 00:03:42,657 "Haha, I love you. Let's FaceTime at lunch." 18 00:03:42,757 --> 00:03:44,659 And the rest is just emojis. 19 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:47,061 Lots of hearts and eggplants! 20 00:03:54,035 --> 00:03:56,236 Why didn't you just delete it on your way to my office? 21 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,239 Sorry, I didn't think of that. I... 22 00:03:59,774 --> 00:04:02,610 This is like the first time I've been in trouble, 23 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,679 except for obviously the talent show last year. 24 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:07,247 Oh right, the talent show. Yeah. 25 00:04:07,849 --> 00:04:10,985 How could I forget about the talent show? I got a lot of calls about that one. 26 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:15,355 Yeah. Well, you know, it's really difficult to make an emotionally truthful film 27 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,759 about gangsters that isn't R-rated. 28 00:04:17,859 --> 00:04:19,259 Um, I thought people would appreciate the realism. 29 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,261 Do you? 30 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,262 Yeah. 31 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,197 That's what you think. 32 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:34,474 Do you have any kind of idea the bullshit that I'm up against? 33 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,310 Do you think about that? Or do you just think about yourself? 34 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,980 Cause I got problems, okay? 35 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,984 I got PSAT scores from last year that are in the toilet! 36 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:45,720 I got the janitors threatening to go on strike again! 37 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,189 I have ninth graders walking around with weed 38 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,558 gummies like they're Flintstone vitamins! 39 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,995 I am skating on thin ice here, okay? My job's on the line. It's stressful. 40 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:56,898 I don't have time to deal with your bullshit! I'm busy! 41 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:04,739 Busy, busy! I have calls to make! Things to do! One person, okay? 42 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,841 Yeah. 43 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:09,309 Look, you're obviously passionate. That's good. You're probably a good kid. 44 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:13,514 But you're killing me man. You cannot sext in the middle of class. Do you understand? 45 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,051 Principal Fisher, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship? 46 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,753 That's private. I'm not answering that. 47 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:22,489 Okay, well, um... off the record, can I swear? 48 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,758 No, you can't swear. 49 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:26,027 Well, I mean you just said bullshit. 50 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:27,762 I'm the principal. I can say whatever the fuck I want. 51 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,064 Okay. Um... 52 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:33,734 So Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill. 53 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,304 And we decided that we were gonna stay together. 54 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:39,273 Which is fine because I'm gonna go meet her there in a year. 55 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,942 Oh. 56 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:46,080 The point is that I'm stuck here. And it effing sucks. 57 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,115 I just can't stop thinking about her. I don't know what to do. 58 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,819 Well, college is a big change. 59 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:56,389 Yeah. But, you know, you're always the same person. 60 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,359 Well, no, actually you're never the same person because change is constant. 61 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:01,629 It's just part of growing up. 62 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,765 Yeah. I mean that's one take. 63 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,968 No, that's the right way of looking at it. 64 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,437 Alright, listen. I'm gonna give you detention next week, Monday to Friday. 65 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,438 Here's your phone. 66 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,207 It was a victimless offense. 67 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,375 Get out of my office. I don't want to hear it. Out! Get out! 68 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,828 Um, are you guys getting service? 69 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:34,695 Yeah. - Mmhmm 70 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:36,396 Cool. 71 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:45,840 Hey, you know, I'm sorry I read that boner part out loud. 72 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,842 Oh no, I didn't have one. 73 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:49,844 What boner? 74 00:06:49,944 --> 00:06:51,846 Uh, it was a text to my girlfriend. Um... 75 00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:52,847 Of your boner? 76 00:06:52,947 --> 00:06:55,616 No. No, man. There was no... 77 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,851 Wait, you got a new girlfriend already? 78 00:06:56,951 --> 00:07:00,621 No, no. Me and Sam are still together. 79 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,590 She's in college. Is that even legal? 80 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,423 Yes. 81 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,860 Legal to fuck? 82 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,629 Why would it not be? I'm 18, she's 18. 83 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,564 We're both... everyone's 18. 84 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,869 Who the fuck is that guy? 85 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:16,003 Wait, is he coming here? 86 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,371 I hope not. 87 00:07:30,985 --> 00:07:33,120 Hole in one. - All right. 88 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,157 I'm Mr. Rivers. You can call me Jesse. 89 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:37,490 Where's Mr. Cameron? 90 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,893 Oh, I don't know who that is. 91 00:07:38,993 --> 00:07:40,895 I just go where they tell me. 92 00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:42,462 Wait, you subbed World History last year, right? 93 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,898 Yeah, probably. 94 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:45,866 Yeah, you showed us Gladiator even though 95 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,902 we were supposed to be studying World War I. 96 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:51,105 Oh yeah! Great flick. You're welcome. 97 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:54,909 This is just a side gig by the way. I'm actually writing a novel. 98 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:56,911 What happened to your arms? 99 00:07:57,011 --> 00:07:59,914 Oh, I fell down an escalator going up at the mall. 100 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:02,482 Whew! Do not recommend. 101 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,186 Why did they set them in that position? 102 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:08,656 I don't know. I was asleep. By the time I woke up, I was a little teapot. 103 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:09,657 Oh. 104 00:08:11,025 --> 00:08:13,961 All right buddy, focus up. Hands 10 and 4. 105 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:17,298 Wait, isn't it 10 and 2? 106 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:22,203 10-2, 10-3, 10-10. It's just numbers. Do what feels good, you know. 107 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:25,172 Follow your heart. And the rules of the road. 108 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,941 Let's go. Okay. 109 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,944 Okay, now keep... okay, no, no, no. 110 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:32,279 Slow down. It's okay. Slow down. 111 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:35,516 Great. You're doing really well. 112 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,517 Now just press the start. 113 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:39,787 You don't have to hit the brake. 114 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,889 Use both feet. You're just using one foot. 115 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,958 Okay, no no no 116 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,993 All right, go left here. 117 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:48,796 Or go that direction. 118 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:56,937 You're crushing it man. You're a natural driver. Very good. 119 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:59,240 So, what are a bunch of seniors doing in driver's ed? 120 00:09:01,075 --> 00:09:04,045 Um, well, I divorced my entire friend group this summer, 121 00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:06,180 so I don't really have anyone to give me a ride. 122 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:08,315 Ah, their loss. 123 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,451 Well, if I'm gonna create a prototype of the solar car 124 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,652 I've been developing, 125 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,987 I'm gonna need to know how to drive it. 126 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:14,989 Solar car, go you! 127 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:17,825 I failed this class three semesters in a row. 128 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,729 This is your year amigo, I can feel it. Give me a bump. 129 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,564 Ow! Oh! 130 00:09:25,099 --> 00:09:26,167 What about you, Slim? 131 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:29,603 Oh, um... my girlfriend, you know, 132 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,572 she used to drive me everywhere. 133 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,007 She already has her license. 134 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:36,010 Used to. She cut you loose, huh? 135 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:39,080 Oh, no, no, no. She's at college. We're making it work. 136 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:43,584 Ah, yeah. Living on borrowed time, my man. I'm sorry. 137 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:46,153 It's gonna hurt, but you will grow from it, okay? 138 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:51,092 Oh my god, look at this asshole going 15 in a 30. 139 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:53,394 At that point just get out and walk! Honk the horn! 140 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:56,030 I thought we were only supposed to honk the 141 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,632 horn if it was like to warn of imminent danger? 142 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,603 Yeah, I'm in imminent danger of dying of old age in this car. Honk the horn! 143 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,577 There you go buddy, see? There's a lot of gray areas in driving. 144 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:12,313 Life too, you know. You can't drive scared. 145 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:16,984 Cowards die a thousand times. Brave men die one time. 146 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,086 That's a quote. 147 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:22,623 Actually it's "Cowards die many times before their 148 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,560 deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once." 149 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,061 It's Shakespeare. 150 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:29,797 Yeah, his shit is so tight. 151 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:32,700 You're not supposed to text and drive. 152 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,801 He's at a stop sign, it's fine. 153 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,304 Um, Evie, can you read this for me? Please? 154 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:39,840 Please? Thank you. 155 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:46,247 Um, it says "Can't FaceTime at lunch. Let's talk later." 156 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,314 Ooh. 157 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:48,649 That's it? 158 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,384 Yeah. 159 00:10:51,185 --> 00:10:53,854 There's no like... no emojis or anything? 160 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:54,822 Nothing else? - No. 161 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,790 Whoa! - Fuck! 162 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,093 You just hit that car! 163 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,728 It's okay, you just grazed it. 164 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,363 That's called a Carolina kiss. Keep driving. 165 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:03,864 That's sick. 166 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:08,669 Don't look back. Never look back. Unless you're in reverse. 167 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,672 And even then use the mirror. 168 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:27,188 What? 169 00:11:28,222 --> 00:11:28,689 Did you eat? 170 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,692 Um, yeah, yeah. I had some cereal. 171 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:33,694 Can I come in? 172 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,463 Yeah. 173 00:11:37,632 --> 00:11:38,633 School called today. 174 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,403 What did they call about? 175 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:48,742 Honey, I know you miss her. But you can't let it ruin your life. 176 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,712 She's the best thing in my life. I mean shouldn't we be celebrating that? 177 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,149 Oh no. I don't think we should be celebrating a week of detention. You know? 178 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,552 Sorry. 179 00:11:57,652 --> 00:11:58,653 No, it's fine. I get it. 180 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,088 What are you working on? 181 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,190 It's a script. 182 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,660 It's about a female undercover narcotics agent at a high 183 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,062 school who uh, you know, may or may not be a cannibal 184 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,165 and she finds out that the principal is in 185 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:14,068 bed with the cartels selling to the students. 186 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:18,772 I'm gonna, you know, I'm writing it for Sam. She's gonna be in it. 187 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,711 And uh, we'll shoot it over winter break. Unless she goes skiing with her parents. 188 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:27,748 Um, maybe there could be less cursing in this one? 189 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:33,120 There's food downstairs if you want it. I love you. 190 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,755 Okay, love you. 191 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,209 Sam? Hey. 192 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,210 How are you doing? 193 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:56,777 I might be drunk. 194 00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:03,384 Thursdays are like Fridays here. And Wednesdays are like Thursdays. 195 00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,152 Why are you whispering? 196 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:09,624 I'm stuck in a hallway. Dakota has another guy in her room. 197 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,227 She's an incredibly sexual person. That's a direct quote. Zero shame. 198 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:16,030 She just has like a really powerful sense of 199 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,232 intuition. It's like a psychic gift I guess. 200 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:19,366 I don't know. She grew up in Santa Fe. 201 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,801 I miss you. 202 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,471 I know 203 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,241 What? 204 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,476 I just... I wish you wouldn't say it. 205 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:33,480 It makes me feel bad and I can't fix it. 206 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,885 You don't have to fix it. 207 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,822 Look... it's hopeless. You know? 208 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,258 I mean you know that, right? 209 00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:47,261 What? No, what? What do you mean it's hopeless? 210 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:50,831 Whoo! Heels! 211 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,268 That guy was just naked. 212 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:57,938 Jesus Christ. It's like the Wild West over there. 213 00:13:58,472 --> 00:14:02,443 His balls were incredibly long. I think he has like a medical condition. 214 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:05,279 Um, wait, why did you say it was hopeless though? 215 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,882 Come on. You know it is. I mean... 216 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:14,556 You want everything to be the way that it used to be. But it can't. 217 00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:18,859 You just can't see that because you're there and I'm here. 218 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,296 Look Sam, I think we just need to see each other. You know what I mean? 219 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,532 Like Homecoming is only 17 days away and... 220 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,934 I can't come home for Homecoming. 221 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,302 What? 222 00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,572 I just left. I mean it would be weird. 223 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,172 Nobody goes home for Homecoming. 224 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,544 Everybody goes home for Homecoming. It's called Homecoming. 225 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,011 That's the whole point. 226 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:44,885 Look, it's not our fault. And it's gonna break our heart but we'll be okay. 227 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,190 Are... are you breaking up with me? 228 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,599 Naked guy's back. I gotta go, okay? 229 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:58,899 Dude, what's wrong with your balls? 230 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,064 Good morning. 231 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,934 Beautiful day for a drive. 232 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,204 Ah, fuck! 233 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,807 Left my coffee by my skateboard. 234 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,647 Oh no, I'll go get it. 235 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,130 Yeah! - Perfect! 236 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,477 Fuck it. 237 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,747 Whoa whoa whoa! Stop! 238 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,715 What the fuck are you doing? 239 00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:22,917 Guys! No! 240 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,985 You can't drive without me! 241 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,321 Jeremy! What the fuck? -Stop! 242 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,489 Stop the car! 243 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,059 What's going on, dude? 244 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,362 Love that turn signal! Now you're getting it! 245 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,264 Okay, just uh, turn around, take the next right. 246 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,833 Dude, whatever this is, it's awesome. 247 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,200 That was the turn! 248 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,035 Okay, just everybody stop yelling! 249 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,505 You're the only one yelling. 250 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,507 Oh my god, what is this? What is this round thing? 251 00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:47,207 This is a roundabout. 252 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:50,512 Drivers always yield to motorists already in the roundabout. 253 00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,179 Also it's right in front of the high school. 254 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,046 What do I do? 255 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,849 Use your blinker. 256 00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,049 You're gonna have to find where you want to get out of it. 257 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,584 Alright? 258 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:57,886 Okay, where? 259 00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,521 Now! Let him go! Get out! Get out! 260 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,256 All right, dude. Nice. 261 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,092 Oh my god. What the fuck is happening, Jeremy? 262 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,028 I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay? 263 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,097 What? 264 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,368 Yes. I, you know, she almost tried to break up with me last night, I think. 265 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:17,572 I'm not really sure. Maybe she didn't mean to. You know, she was really drunk. 266 00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:20,274 Oh my god, when you're drunk, you're more honest, okay? 267 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,543 I don't think so. I don't know. 268 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,544 Watch out! 269 00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:29,517 Oh my god! You just ran a stop sign! 270 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,885 No, he didn't. 271 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:32,787 He ran a red light. 272 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:35,255 Look, if you don't pull over right now and let me out, 273 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,558 I'm calling the police. 274 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,926 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 275 00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:38,626 You don't need to call the police. 276 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:39,827 It's okay. 277 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,295 I promise I will pull over 278 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,462 as soon as we're far enough away 279 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:43,765 from school, huh? 280 00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,099 This is a terrible idea. It's super... 281 00:17:47,035 --> 00:17:48,670 not in a good way... melodramatic. 282 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,470 It's psycho. 283 00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:52,974 It's giving... like super desperate, you know? 284 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,577 And desperation... it's not attractive. 285 00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:58,980 Okay, I'm not desperate. I'm... inspired. 286 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,582 Okay, send flowers! I don't know! 287 00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:02,584 No, flowers are generic and corny. 288 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,586 If guys only knew how good it felt to get flowers. 289 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,954 Nobody sends us flowers. 290 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,822 Exactly. He's right. Thank you. 291 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:10,592 Whatever. It really doesn't even matter because love is bullshit. 292 00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:11,659 Love is bullshit? 293 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:12,961 Basically. 294 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:14,596 Who says that? 295 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,330 Do not do this. All right? 296 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,968 I fucking have to! Okay? I fucking have to. 297 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,301 I'm sorry. - Pop off, king! 298 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,135 Yes. 299 00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:28,810 So you're sure that he was the one driving? 300 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:32,179 Not really. My arm pills make me fuzzy. 301 00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:35,382 What about that kid, um, Yoshi Shibuya? 302 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,118 I mean, he is the school drug dealer after all. I just can't prove it. 303 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,353 Yoshi's a drug dealer? 304 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,855 Yes. 305 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,189 Like what kind of drugs are we talking? 306 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,191 The illegal kind. 307 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,627 So what happened to you? 308 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,160 Oh, freak pickleball accident. 309 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,564 What? 310 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,465 I was at the net. I jumped up for a volley. 311 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,367 Both my feet got stuck in the net. 312 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,569 I see the ground coming towards my face... 313 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,136 Boom! 314 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,839 Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital. 315 00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,473 What's the situation? 316 00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,042 My driver's ed car got hijacked, sir. 317 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,342 How many hostages? 318 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,377 Three. 319 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,912 No, this isn't a hijacking. 320 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,581 This is kids fucking around. 321 00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:08,482 What happened was the car was left unattended 322 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,018 by our substitute driving instructor. 323 00:19:10,118 --> 00:19:11,653 I'm primarily a writer. 324 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:12,654 How long they been in the wind? 325 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:16,223 Um, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes. 326 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,593 We need to establish a perimeter with checkpoints on all major roads. 327 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:21,261 No one gets in and out of this town without us knowing about it. 328 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,530 Have you contacted law enforcement? 329 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,999 No. No way. And I'm not going to. I mean, not yet. 330 00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:26,601 Why? 331 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,301 Because if this gets out, all of us are gonna 332 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,971 have shit on our faces. Do you understand? 333 00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:33,407 Officer, can I ask you one question? Before you were fired... 334 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:35,543 is there anyone in the state police that you have 335 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,244 a trustworthy relationship with? 336 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,113 Yeah, my ex-partner. She's true blue. 337 00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:42,249 Good. Okay, so give her a call... 338 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,252 and explain to her that it's a yellow Kia covered in driver's ed signs. 339 00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,556 Hey, hey. Be nice to them, okay? They're good kids. 340 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,925 What? They are not good kids. 341 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,696 They're brats. Just scare the hell out of them. I don't care. 342 00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,631 Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here. 343 00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:59,266 Because I am not letting three dipshits and the valedictorian... 344 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,135 fuck me out of tenure. 345 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,137 I'm not doing it. No way. 346 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,239 Not happening, bros. 347 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,478 What the fuck happened to you? 348 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,815 My car got stolen. I literally just told you. 349 00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:28,428 I'm calling an Uber. 350 00:20:28,529 --> 00:20:29,530 Jeremy. 351 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,734 Just please don't tell anyone where I'm going, all right? 352 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,136 Okay, what do I tell them then? 353 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,572 I don't know. Tell them I'm having a manic episode or something. 354 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,272 Yeah, that's actually probably true. 355 00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:40,440 Jeremy. 356 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,442 What? 357 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,912 How are you so sure about this? 358 00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:48,116 Like about you and her and this epic love story of yours? 359 00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:50,383 Tell me one thing. Anything. 360 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,755 Okay, you remember my short film that won the talent show last year? 361 00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:54,756 The mafia thing? 362 00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,256 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Come Heavy". 363 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,627 Sorry, there's just no world where that doesn't sound like a porn. 364 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,295 No, dude, it means like come with a loaded gun. 365 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,798 That still sounds like a porn. 366 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,768 Anyway, I wrote it for her. 367 00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:08,770 You know, I write everything for her. 368 00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:12,974 And uh, "Come Heavy" was like my "Goodfellas". 369 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:18,813 But because of her, I was like, why are these movies always about dudes? 370 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:22,984 And so instead of being just like this stereotypical girlfriend character... 371 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:25,787 she's the lead of the movie. And now it's something special. 372 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:27,889 Right? 373 00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:28,756 No doubt. 374 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:30,323 I voted for you. 375 00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:32,325 Really? 376 00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,565 The point is, she inspires me, all right? 377 00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:39,567 And basically everything I do is either 378 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,502 inspired or made better by her being in my life. 379 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:45,773 Like, she fucking got me this jacket. 380 00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:50,011 Because I love Wes Anderson and Wes always wears a jacket on set. 381 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,681 And so the night before we shot "Come Heavy", she was like... 382 00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:56,316 "Here, here you go." She just gave it to me. 383 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351 Because she knew me. You know? 384 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,224 So it's like, I wouldn't be myself without her. 385 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,028 Or at least I wouldn't be the same version of myself. So... 386 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:08,996 if I lose her... 387 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:10,531 I don't know. What am I? 388 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,202 Fuck it. 389 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,537 Let's do this. 390 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:17,705 Do what? 391 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:18,806 I'm coming with. 392 00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:20,274 Dude. 393 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,441 Dude. 394 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,545 This is more of like a... this is a solo mission. 395 00:22:24,645 --> 00:22:25,546 I'm coming too. 396 00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:26,747 Yes. 397 00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,448 What? No. 398 00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,018 I thought you said that this is a terrible idea 399 00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,620 and that love is bullshit. 400 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:36,324 Well, it is, but um... you are gonna do it anyways, right? 401 00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:39,560 What about your parents? 402 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,229 Well, my parents are on a second honeymoon 403 00:22:41,329 --> 00:22:42,462 so they don't get divorced... 404 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,464 so I don't think that'll be a problem. 405 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,366 Yeah, my dad is emotionally checked out. 406 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,573 Oh, no, no. No. Absolutely not. 407 00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:53,875 No. 408 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:56,476 Okay, you gotta come, right? 409 00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:57,879 Why? - Because we all are. 410 00:22:57,979 --> 00:22:59,412 No. No. No way. 411 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:01,883 Can you try to live in the moment for once? 412 00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:05,119 Look, no, I... I have an orchestra concert on Sunday. 413 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,988 Who gives a shit? 414 00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:09,257 I do! I'm first chair viola! 415 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:11,325 Seriously. You should come. 416 00:23:11,692 --> 00:23:12,425 Yeah. 417 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:14,195 Guys... 418 00:23:14,996 --> 00:23:16,230 You really don't have to come. 419 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:17,899 I really appreciate it, but it's... I'm good. 420 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:18,900 Dude, stop. Okay? 421 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,301 You're welcome. 422 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,436 It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill. 423 00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:25,438 Okay, that's like two and a half hours. 424 00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:28,643 It's probably more like three because we're gonna have to take the back roads. 425 00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:31,012 That's nothing. It's like a day trip. 426 00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:32,445 It's Grand Theft Auto. 427 00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:34,081 You're thinking about the wrong shit. 428 00:23:34,181 --> 00:23:35,917 What's the worst that can happen? 429 00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:39,153 Uh, we get arrested? Expelled? 430 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,421 Teddy San Chen becomes valedictorian... 431 00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:43,858 and I lose my climatology fellowship at MIT? 432 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,093 Aparna, what's the point of making the world a 433 00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:47,561 better place if you're not gonna have any fun in it? 434 00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:49,697 Huh? 435 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,401 Huh? 436 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:54,869 Right? 437 00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:57,470 Come on. 438 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,473 Put it there. 439 00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:04,612 Thank you guys. 440 00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:06,681 I'm counting this as my senior skip day. 441 00:24:06,781 --> 00:24:12,019 Um, actually, we're gonna have to probably do something about all of... this. 442 00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:48,990 Hey, dude. 443 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:50,524 You don't have any drugs on you, do you? 444 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:52,526 What do you want? 445 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:58,466 No, dude, seriously. We can't have drugs in the car, man. 446 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,368 Word. 447 00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:03,204 Do you have drugs on you? 448 00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:05,172 Dude, you think I'd be dumb enough to bring drugs to driver's ed? 449 00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:08,109 Hey Jer, how fast are you going? 450 00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:11,045 55 on the dot. 451 00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:15,016 Nah, 55 is sus, okay? You need to be going at least 5 miles over. 452 00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,584 Yeah, yeah, too perfect looks sus, dude. 453 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,285 That's why you're sus. 454 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,990 Yeah, it's kind of like uh, going into too much detail when you're lying. 455 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:26,027 Yeah, when I'm lying I say yes, no, or I got diarrhea. 456 00:25:26,127 --> 00:25:27,795 You know, "I have my period" works on gym teachers. 457 00:25:27,895 --> 00:25:29,430 Yeah. 458 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,798 Yeah, but diarrhea works for everybody. 459 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:33,200 Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! 460 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:38,572 It's all good. 461 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,267 Oh my god. She's gone. 462 00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:10,337 Am I the only one who almost shit their pants? 463 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:12,507 Uh-huh. 464 00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:13,574 Okay. 465 00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:14,942 Yeah, well keep me posted. 466 00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,711 Hey, appreciate you. Stay frosty. 467 00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,083 False alarm on a Kia Soul. 468 00:26:22,183 --> 00:26:23,084 Young male driver, no passengers. 469 00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:24,652 So she didn't pull him over? 470 00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:26,253 Negative. No driver's ed signage. 471 00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:27,588 God dammit! 472 00:26:31,192 --> 00:26:33,094 There is something we could do. 473 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,096 Not sure it's completely legal, but... 474 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:37,098 Let's do it! What is it? 475 00:26:37,198 --> 00:26:39,266 No, you know what? Never mind, never mind. Forget I said it. 476 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,835 What? Why'd you bring it up? - What is it? What is it? 477 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,336 Why'd you bring it up? - Tell us! 478 00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:43,671 Do you have their phone numbers? 479 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,206 Well, of course we do. It's a safety 480 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,941 measure. You're the one in charge of safety. 481 00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:50,611 I have a spyware program I got off the dark web. 482 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:54,549 We can use their phones to pinpoint their location. 483 00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:04,325 Has Samantha ever mentioned a Noah? 484 00:27:05,226 --> 00:27:08,662 He's like... lowkey all over her Instagram. 485 00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:13,568 Um, I don't think so. Why? 486 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:17,037 He's liked every post since September 9th. 487 00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:18,172 Yeah. 488 00:27:20,975 --> 00:27:24,345 Is she in any of his pics or anything? 489 00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:26,647 No. No. She's not. 490 00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,382 Right. 491 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:33,154 Yeah, because look, you know, we really trust each other. 492 00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:37,391 Like we always have each other on Find My Friends, you know? 493 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:39,360 Except last night I like, I couldn't see where she was, 494 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:42,096 but I think it's just because, you know, her phone was dead... 495 00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:43,664 or whatever. There's a million things that could... 496 00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:46,167 That sounds like a red flag. 497 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:49,136 Also, I mean, she could be using decoy drops. 498 00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,871 Decoy drops? What? 499 00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:52,507 Yeah. 500 00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:55,176 Before my friend broke up with Amanda Pastanko... 501 00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:57,178 and everyone else, we would do this thing... 502 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,413 we would drop our phones off in Joyce Burke's mailbox... 503 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,182 and then we would tell our parents we were sleeping there... 504 00:28:01,282 --> 00:28:03,552 and then just go wherever the party was. 505 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,352 Gangster. 506 00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:11,192 Okay, so we're here. That's them. 507 00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:12,893 Huh. What about that other dot? 508 00:28:12,993 --> 00:28:16,764 Uh, nothing. It's a woman from Tinder. 509 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:20,535 Hey, while we're here, could you track my ex-fiancee on that thing? 510 00:28:20,635 --> 00:28:21,101 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 511 00:28:21,202 --> 00:28:22,203 Yeah? 512 00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:24,071 Okay, Walsh, I need you to focus. 513 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,541 I need you to get out on that road and go find them. Like, now. 514 00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:27,741 Well, I took the bus here. 515 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,076 What? 516 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,212 Car wouldn't start. It's a piece of shit. 517 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:33,714 All right, well then take his car. This is all his fault anyway. 518 00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:34,949 I rode my skateboard here. 519 00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,383 What are you, 15? 520 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:39,554 I can't move my arms. Plus my car's in the shop. 521 00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:43,257 Oh my god. All right, fine. You can take my car. 522 00:28:43,558 --> 00:28:46,227 It's a red Porsche. It's in the teacher's parking lot. 523 00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:47,228 A Porsche? 524 00:28:47,328 --> 00:28:48,329 Porsch-e. 525 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,231 Sick. I'm on it. 526 00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:53,568 Okay, buddy. Lucky you. 527 00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,936 Woo! You have a Porsch-e? 528 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,338 Uh-huh. 529 00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:58,739 How much do you make? 530 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:00,274 That's none of your business. 531 00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:04,778 It's a lease, okay? I get a bump when my tenure comes through. 532 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:07,582 Are you guys hiring? 533 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:10,251 No. 534 00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:27,001 Wait. Wait, if you and Sam follow each other's locations... 535 00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,603 did you make sure to turn yours off? 536 00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:31,772 You didn't, did you? 537 00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:32,540 Oh my god, where is your phone? 538 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:34,808 It's right here. It's right here. 539 00:29:37,612 --> 00:29:40,582 Oh my god. Our phones. They can... they can track us by our phones. 540 00:29:41,148 --> 00:29:42,651 You think they thought of that? 541 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,285 Of course they thought of it! They're the police! 542 00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:46,621 The question is, how did we not think of it? 543 00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:50,791 Uh, I thought about it a while ago, but I forgot to say anything. 544 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:51,992 What? 545 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:54,495 Well, okay, game over. 546 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:56,497 I mean, they probably know exactly where we are right now. 547 00:29:58,365 --> 00:29:58,832 Goddammit! 548 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,836 Fuck! 549 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,644 Wow, I didn't realize you actually cared about not getting in trouble. 550 00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:13,981 Oh, no, I don't. No, it just feels good to yell. 551 00:30:14,081 --> 00:30:16,050 Wait. Wait, I know. 552 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:19,186 Guys, we should decoy drop our phones. 553 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:20,254 Right? 554 00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:22,156 Yeah. 555 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:24,526 Oh yeah. You know, we could hide them in the tank of a toilet. 556 00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:26,960 Like uh, Michael Corleone in The Godfather 557 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,664 I haven't seen that. 558 00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,065 Yeah, me neither. 559 00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:31,766 What? 560 00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:39,873 This doesn't make any sense. 561 00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:42,876 Okay, so, their phones stopped over there, right? 562 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,112 But that's the middle of nowhere. 563 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:47,848 They're all at the Linville River. Hmm. 564 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:49,617 Are you guys ready to do this? 565 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:53,354 Thanks. 566 00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,828 Need your phone. 567 00:31:06,568 --> 00:31:09,236 Wait, whatever, whatever. Just please be super careful. 568 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,371 I am. - Seriously. 569 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,573 Okay, I'm just gonna... - Go slow. 570 00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,307 I'm just gonna aim it right here. It will land 571 00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:14,809 and then on our way back we'll come get it. 572 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:16,009 Okay, just... - Ready? 573 00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:18,245 Fuck! 574 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:19,581 Shit. - No! 575 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:22,316 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Shit. 576 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:31,058 Shit. What does that mean? 577 00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:33,661 Maybe they tossed their phones in the drink? 578 00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:37,732 So you're telling me that four teenagers voluntarily destroyed their phones? 579 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:39,967 You cannot be serious right now. 580 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,403 This was such a stupid idea. We could have like put it in a bush! 581 00:31:42,504 --> 00:31:45,439 She was talking about decoy drops! 582 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:48,342 And then he was saying the toilet tank stuff, you know? 583 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:51,278 So I was thinking about water and shit. 584 00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,515 Oh my gosh. God, I can't believe this is happening. 585 00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,282 Alright, I'm sorry. Let's just keep going, okay? 586 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,917 No, you don't understand. 587 00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:59,286 I have never not had my phone. 588 00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:02,356 Never! Ever! 589 00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,925 I feel naked! 590 00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,795 It's fine. 591 00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:12,166 That's on you. 592 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,903 Anyway, you could put your clothes back on so we can get back on the road? 593 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,106 Okay. Let's just. Let's just go. - Even looking at you. I don't know. 594 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:23,010 That's it. I'm driving. 595 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,712 Naked? 596 00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:40,127 All right, I get it, okay? I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm sorry. 597 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:48,335 What, everybody's perfect? Is that it? Nobody's fucked up accidentally? 598 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:51,038 I should have never come on this ridiculous excursion. 599 00:32:51,506 --> 00:32:54,074 Well, you didn't have to, okay? No one did. 600 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:55,342 It's a suicide mission. 601 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:57,912 Yeah, probably. 602 00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:00,949 Can you guys give the kid a break, okay? Takes a lot of sack to be this vulnerable. 603 00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,551 Thank you. 604 00:33:03,651 --> 00:33:07,254 Okay, so, what, Jeremy? You imagine you and Samantha 605 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:11,258 being like one of those creepy evangelical couples that get married when they're 22? 606 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,260 No, Evie, not the way you're describing it. 607 00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:15,597 What's your body count, dude? 608 00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:18,232 Ew, what? - Gross. 609 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,235 Mine's zero. Does that make everyone feel more comfortable? 610 00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:23,036 Not really. 611 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:26,106 Look, I do worry about you going into a marriage where both parties 612 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:29,476 have such a limited range of sexual experiences. 613 00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:32,112 Come on, have some fucking faith, all right? My parents 614 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,716 got married right after college. They're still together. 615 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:35,950 Are they even happy? 616 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:38,018 I don't think mine are either. 617 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:40,788 Yeah, well, my dad cheated on my mom with their couples therapist. 618 00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:42,924 Is that allowed? 619 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:47,595 I'm sorry. That really sucks. 620 00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:51,164 Love doesn't last. It's just like any other feeling. 621 00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:54,167 Nihil aeternum est. 622 00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:57,471 I don't know what that means. 623 00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:58,740 It's Latin. 624 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,508 It means nothing lasts forever. 625 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:03,878 Aparna! 626 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,750 Dude! 627 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,952 Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know what just happened. 628 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,787 Uh, you just crashed the car. 629 00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,923 Well, no, I don't know. I mean, it's technically 630 00:34:15,023 --> 00:34:17,090 not a crash if you didn't hit anything, right? 631 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:20,662 I never space out like that. I have high-performing hyper-focus ADD. 632 00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:21,629 What do they got you on? 633 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:24,331 Strattera? 634 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,934 Oh, you should think about adding Ritalin to the mix. Yeah, I can hook you up. 635 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:26,935 I got Wellbutrin. 636 00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:28,068 Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin. 637 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,938 For anxiety or depression? 638 00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,305 I don't know. I think maybe both? 639 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,908 Wait, so Evie, are you depressed? 640 00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:35,777 Literally everyone is depressed. 641 00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:42,817 Maybe I'm the worst driver. 642 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:46,020 Uh, fuck yes, you are. Time for a switch. 643 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,226 Go for Walsh. 644 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,997 Okay, we lost them. But I'm gonna ping you on their last coordinates. 645 00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:31,966 It looks like a river or a bridge, I don't know. 646 00:35:32,066 --> 00:35:33,801 You think they jumped? 647 00:35:33,901 --> 00:35:37,337 No. I don't know. Just get there. Get your ass there now. 648 00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:38,640 Copy that. 649 00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,454 Holy shit. You guys see that? 650 00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:55,890 What? 651 00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:58,026 63 miles to Chapel Hill. That's like less than an hour. 652 00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,259 Oh shit. 653 00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:01,095 A lot less, the way you're driving. 654 00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:08,636 Uh, I could use a bathroom break if anyone else needs to stop. 655 00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:19,681 Shouldn't we tell Jeremy about the photo? 656 00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:21,883 No, I don't think it would help. 657 00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:23,818 But yeah, maybe it was just a drunken kiss. 658 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,487 No. No, Aparna, it's still cheating. 659 00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:32,593 I mean, he would just say that he forgives her and it wouldn't be true, 660 00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:35,328 but he would believe it for a while. 661 00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:39,067 What about your mom? Don't you want her to forgive your dad? 662 00:36:41,669 --> 00:36:44,138 Um, I mean, I guess if it would make her feel better. 663 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:52,146 You know, I like the way you do your eyes. It's subtle. 664 00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:54,515 Thanks. 665 00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,215 Yeah. 666 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:57,085 Will you do mine? 667 00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,787 Okay. - Okay. 668 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:00,220 Here. 669 00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:02,190 Look down. 670 00:37:06,094 --> 00:37:10,998 A lot going on with this kid, huh? He contains multitudes. 671 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:17,772 Kind of reminds me of myself actually. He's idealistic, complex, sensitive. 672 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:25,213 A real romantic. He's probably going to see his girlfriend. And I get that. 673 00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:31,251 That's it! You figured it out! He's going to her! 674 00:37:34,122 --> 00:37:38,025 Hey Patty! Could you call down to our idiot guidance counselor 675 00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,661 and find out where Samantha Pierce is going to college? 676 00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,964 No, no, no, scratch that. I'm probably way off. 677 00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,800 I mean, they've never even driven on the interstate. 678 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,268 They're probably just at Bojangles eating some Bo-Berry biscuits. 679 00:37:50,238 --> 00:37:51,139 Should we order food? 680 00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:01,983 Walsh. 681 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:02,884 They're headed to Chapel Hill. 682 00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:04,519 For love. 683 00:38:04,619 --> 00:38:07,188 Yeah, and you know what? This has gone on far enough. 684 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,024 So I am calling the local police and they will be waiting for them. 685 00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:11,993 Negative. You gotta give me this one. 686 00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:14,896 News flash, we're all gonna be in trouble here. Do you understand? 687 00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:17,165 You call the cops, you lose control of the narrative. 688 00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:19,033 So what's in it for you? 689 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:21,903 It's a long shot, but might get me back on the force. 690 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:26,908 Oh. He is not getting back on the force. Give me a break. 691 00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,244 I can't believe I'm asking you, but what do you think? Tell me the truth. 692 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,314 I think we're asking the wrong question. 693 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:39,654 I think the right question is, what are we doing to these kids? 694 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:44,192 I mean, so much of school is no. Don't do that. Learn math. Think about your future. 695 00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:46,194 But don't dream too big. Don't become a writer. 696 00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:47,795 You're bad at it. You'll be poor. It's not gonna work out. 697 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,366 Are we the adults in the room? Yeah. 698 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,803 But should we forget what it was like to be young and reckless? 699 00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:01,474 I don't think we should. I think this is our chance to say yes. 700 00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:06,446 I say we call off the heat. Let the kid shoot his shot. 701 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:13,588 All right, fine. Okay, call your girl. Make sure she knows 702 00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:16,824 this operation is off the books and bring 'em home. 703 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,860 Roger that. You will not regret this. 704 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:30,805 Yeah, I don't know how we got on this road. 705 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:33,274 I don't even think this road's on this map. 706 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,876 Actually, I think we're here. 707 00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:36,277 No, that's a river. 708 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,377 Well, it looks like a road. 709 00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:39,614 Then why is it blue? 710 00:39:39,714 --> 00:39:42,650 Guys, we don't have time to get lost right now, okay? We gotta figure it out. 711 00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:45,586 Have you ever tried to look at a map that's not on a screen? 712 00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,588 Yeah, man, we're not cartographers. 713 00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:50,791 You know, I think that, um, we might almost be out 714 00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:53,661 of gas. I think that's what that light means, right? 715 00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:55,096 How long has it been on? 716 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:56,764 A while. 717 00:39:57,932 --> 00:40:00,668 Fucking why the shit didn't you say something? 718 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:02,670 Cause fucking I didn't want to panic! 719 00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,672 Evie, we passed a gas station like two miles back! 720 00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:06,674 Okay, well I didn't see it! I don't know! 721 00:40:06,774 --> 00:40:08,142 How would you not see it? I don't understand. 722 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,410 Cause I was keeping my eyes on the road! 723 00:40:10,511 --> 00:40:11,245 Oh my god! Watch out animal! 724 00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:17,285 Oh shit. 725 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:27,862 You knocked the fucking cat's leg off. 726 00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:30,264 Okay, I didn't even hit him. He looked okay. 727 00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:31,866 Except his fucking leg is gone! 728 00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:34,101 Maybe it was just a three-legged cat, I don't know. 729 00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:35,836 There he is. He's in the tree. 730 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:38,306 We need to call animal control or the fire department. 731 00:40:38,406 --> 00:40:40,374 Fuck no. They put 'em in a cell, okay? 732 00:40:40,473 --> 00:40:41,375 I got this. 733 00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:45,613 Oh, I can't watch. Please. 734 00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:47,381 Yoshi! - Dude, dude. Don't fall. 735 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,116 Yeah, I'm fine, okay? 736 00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:51,152 I feel like there has to be a better way to do this. 737 00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:52,954 Be careful, okay? 738 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:54,388 Yeah, I'm good. I'm just gonna shimmy out. 739 00:40:55,957 --> 00:41:00,995 Hey. Little guy. You're okay. Hey, I'm coming to get you. 740 00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:04,699 What are you doing? 741 00:41:04,799 --> 00:41:06,400 Filming you, dude. It's a fucking awesome shot. 742 00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,402 Uh, how do I look? I look good? 743 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:11,238 Yeah, dude. Looking good. 744 00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:16,476 Oh my god. 745 00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:17,477 Are you okay? 746 00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:18,913 I don't know. 747 00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:21,349 Hey! 748 00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:22,149 Oh, you did it! 749 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,483 I saved you! 750 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:25,686 Man. -Hey. 751 00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,355 You have no idea how good of a shot that was. 752 00:41:27,455 --> 00:41:29,357 Yeah. - Sick. 753 00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,458 Cool. 754 00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:39,533 Hey, you alright? I'm gonna love you right up. 755 00:41:41,035 --> 00:41:43,471 Hey, can we all agree that he's mine? I really need this. 756 00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:45,940 What are you gonna name him? 757 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:46,707 Tripod. 758 00:41:48,476 --> 00:41:50,411 Yeah, cause of the three legs? 759 00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:53,014 Yeah, no, everyone gets it. 760 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:56,450 All right, Evie. Looks like we're going for a walk. 761 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:01,489 That's awesome. 762 00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:06,727 Hey, we're only going to the gas station, man! 763 00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:14,301 Hey, seriously, I am, I'm sorry about that whole gas gauge thing. 764 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,605 Everything's going wrong. 765 00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:19,306 Yeah, well, you don't really have to go through with this. 766 00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:24,278 Are you just saying that or is that what you think? 767 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,880 I mean, just tell me what the fuck you think 768 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,915 because I'm sick of like... - Strategically or personally? 769 00:42:28,249 --> 00:42:30,051 What? Both. 770 00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:34,021 Well, strategically, I really think you should go home. 771 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:38,759 Like don't call her, don't text her, don't Snapchat her, like just go silent. 772 00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,597 Cause she broke up with you. You know that, right? 773 00:42:48,669 --> 00:42:51,439 Well, that's... that's unclear. 774 00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:55,943 Okay, well what if you don't get in next year? 775 00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:58,679 If I don't get in? I have a 3.8 GPA. 776 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:03,317 Okay, I won best short film in the state media fair last year. 777 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,820 And one of the Safdie brothers watched it, you know? 778 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,856 Or at least I think he did. 779 00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:11,492 What's your big plan, cool guy? Huh? 780 00:43:12,093 --> 00:43:14,295 Um, applying to the School of Visual Arts. 781 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,597 Oh, in New York? 782 00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:17,698 Yeah. 783 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:22,269 And I'm also applying to a bunch of safeties that suck. 784 00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:25,072 Safeties that suck? No, no, no, you have to go to New York. 785 00:43:25,306 --> 00:43:26,607 Are you kidding me? 786 00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:32,279 You could go to fucking Soho to see where they shot After Hours and Basquiat. 787 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:35,182 And Times Square, even though it's super fucking touristy, 788 00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:37,952 they have all the places where they shot Taxi Driver. 789 00:43:38,587 --> 00:43:40,988 And Wall Street for The Wolf of Wall Street. 790 00:43:41,088 --> 00:43:43,090 And the Royal Tenenbaums house, you know? You 791 00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:44,658 know what I'm talking about? The big old house. 792 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:47,228 The big old house. - You've been to all of those places? 793 00:43:48,095 --> 00:43:51,132 No, I've never been to New York, but... 794 00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:53,501 I don't know, I mean I could fucking, I could visit you. I could. 795 00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:56,303 Okay. 796 00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:58,607 And I mean I would actually. I would visit you because... 797 00:43:58,839 --> 00:44:01,142 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU. And I could go to his office hours. 798 00:44:01,242 --> 00:44:03,344 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU? 799 00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:06,581 Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe he's not there 800 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,350 every semester, but he's for sure around, 801 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,586 like, in New York. - Jeremy, you apply there, right? 802 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:19,660 You want to be a filmmaker, you don't think maybe like you should apply to some schools 803 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,895 that have film schools? - Look, you don't have to go to film school 804 00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,096 to be a filmmaker anyway. 805 00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:23,497 You are so fucking frustrating! 806 00:44:23,598 --> 00:44:24,665 It's complicated! There's a car. There's a car. 807 00:44:25,132 --> 00:44:26,667 Stop! No! 808 00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:27,434 Please! 809 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:33,440 Yes! 810 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,341 Thank you! Thank you! 811 00:44:35,943 --> 00:44:37,444 Y'all alright? 812 00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:43,717 Hey, should I be worried that my new cat's sleeping all day? 813 00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:46,887 Dude, it's a cat. That's what they do. 814 00:44:46,987 --> 00:44:48,689 Yeah, I just hope it doesn't have mono or something. 815 00:44:48,789 --> 00:44:50,925 What? He doesn't have mono. 816 00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:55,196 You know, that's a really cool necklace. It looks pretty in the light. 817 00:44:56,397 --> 00:44:57,398 Yeah, thanks. 818 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,201 Is that drugs? 819 00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:02,403 Yeah. 820 00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:06,774 What the fuck? You said you didn't have anything. You fucking lied! 821 00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,577 It was a lie of omission. 822 00:45:08,677 --> 00:45:10,477 Not when you say it! 823 00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:13,147 Can you just be cool? Okay, you used to be so fucking cool. 824 00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:15,216 You used to be so fucking smart. 825 00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:20,689 Oh, look at you. 826 00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:24,124 Sorry about the temperature. We gotta keep it cool for the furs. 827 00:45:24,225 --> 00:45:26,160 But you stay bundled up like that, you gonna be nice and toasty. 828 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,928 Hey, honeys. - Look at that. 829 00:45:28,028 --> 00:45:29,496 Don't he look like a young Joe Namath in that beaver? 830 00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:31,633 Yes, he does. 831 00:45:31,732 --> 00:45:33,635 And trust me, Joe knew beaver. 832 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:36,437 Mmhmm. The chinchilla looks fab. 833 00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:37,805 Hey! - Sure does. 834 00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:40,441 We also have a matching bra and panty set. 835 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:42,577 And it's a live stick of dynamite in the bedroom, trust me. 836 00:45:42,677 --> 00:45:43,612 She ain't lying about that. 837 00:45:43,712 --> 00:45:44,411 No I ain't. 838 00:45:44,512 --> 00:45:46,247 I promise you. 839 00:45:46,347 --> 00:45:48,182 Well, we're letting the cool air out, so we're gonna boogie. 840 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:48,816 Let's go. 841 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:49,684 Alright. 842 00:45:49,783 --> 00:45:50,884 Give her a tug, sweetie. 843 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,886 Attagirl. 844 00:45:58,359 --> 00:46:01,762 - Well, this is how we die. - I'm sorry. 845 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:13,675 What? 846 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:17,545 Well, it's weird, like we've known each other 847 00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:20,381 basically our whole lives. I mean, at least tangentially. 848 00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:21,616 Yeah. 849 00:46:21,716 --> 00:46:24,218 Yeah. 850 00:46:24,318 --> 00:46:29,557 You know, I remember when we were in sixth grade, you did a presentation on Norway. 851 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:36,397 And you showed all these pictures of seals. And brought in like a stuffed fur seal. 852 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:40,234 And the whole thing was just about seals. It had nothing to do with Norway. 853 00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:43,571 You know, I remember you puked on your desk and then 854 00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:46,240 you made all the kids around you puke too. You remember that one? 855 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,309 Yeah, I do. 856 00:46:48,409 --> 00:46:50,210 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. That was one of the worst days of my life. 857 00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:53,548 I remember you gave me a Valentine on Valentine's Day. 858 00:46:53,648 --> 00:46:56,751 Yeah, I gave one to literally everybody. My mom made me. 859 00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:01,656 You thought that was just for you? 860 00:47:01,756 --> 00:47:02,657 Oh my... 861 00:47:02,757 --> 00:47:04,559 I don't know, you know... 862 00:47:04,659 --> 00:47:07,227 You thought that I had a crush on you when we were eleven? 863 00:47:07,328 --> 00:47:10,197 I was just confused because you basically never talked to me and then suddenly... 864 00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:12,232 Okay, well you never talked to me either. 865 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,602 Well, that's because you were way more popular. There's a pecking order. 866 00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:17,404 Okay, well, you had a glow up, so... 867 00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:20,040 Well, so did you. Not that you needed one, you know. 868 00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,011 Oh shit! 869 00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:26,280 Are you okay? 870 00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:28,482 Yeah. 871 00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:31,686 Y'all okay? This road's a little twisty. 872 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:34,723 Yeah. Yeah, man. We're all good. 873 00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:37,124 Hot damn, the furs are working! 874 00:47:37,224 --> 00:47:38,125 Okay. 875 00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:45,232 Um, do you mind if I ask you a question that might sound a little bit mean? 876 00:47:45,332 --> 00:47:48,235 Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome, man. 877 00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:51,972 Don't you think that maybe you're just 878 00:47:52,072 --> 00:47:55,008 a little too young to be so serious about Samantha? 879 00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:57,044 No. 880 00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,279 But obviously you do. 881 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,383 I don't know, I just think there's like a 882 00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:05,085 difference between love love and teenage love. 883 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,087 It's like a coming of age thing. 884 00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:08,989 It happens to everybody. 885 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,759 So if it's happened to you, how can you just write it off? 886 00:48:10,859 --> 00:48:12,827 Well, I was like fifteen. 887 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,830 You know, he did cheat on me, also, so... 888 00:48:16,831 --> 00:48:17,832 I'm sorry. 889 00:48:19,734 --> 00:48:23,303 It's okay. People let each other down all the time, so. 890 00:48:23,404 --> 00:48:25,406 Aren't you just saying that because your dad is 891 00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:27,174 cheating on your mom with the couples therapist? 892 00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:31,880 Everyone lets each other down. 893 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:34,047 Evie, uh... 894 00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:38,853 That seems like an exhausting way to live. 895 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,224 You know what I want? 896 00:48:46,393 --> 00:48:49,930 Just once, I just want someone to surprise me. 897 00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:11,886 What I tell you? Fur is one hell of an aphrodisiac. 898 00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:13,353 Nature's Viagra. 899 00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,321 Yep. 900 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,790 Come on down, sweetheart. 901 00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:16,791 Come on. 902 00:49:16,891 --> 00:49:17,792 Careful! - Grab my hand. 903 00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:19,059 Come on, I'll help you out. 904 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:19,661 There you go! - Thanks. 905 00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,328 Be careful. 906 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:22,129 There you go. 907 00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,365 Well, thanks so much for everything. 908 00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:26,568 Whoa, whoa. 909 00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:27,434 Son. 910 00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,170 This coat was made for you. 911 00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:32,372 I will say, it is pretty sick, man. 912 00:49:32,473 --> 00:49:33,675 How much is it actually? 913 00:49:33,775 --> 00:49:36,410 Twelve hundred. But I could do eleven for you. 914 00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:38,345 You know, I got like maybe ninety bucks in my Venmo. 915 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:41,482 Well, we do have faux fur. Every bit as good as the real deal. 916 00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:46,353 That song 'Perfect' by Ed Sheeran was playing and 917 00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,590 you were hanging with some assholes from 918 00:49:48,690 --> 00:49:51,225 orchestra or whatever and I'd asked you to dance. 919 00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:52,125 Yeah, you laughed at me. 920 00:49:52,927 --> 00:49:54,929 I have no memory of that. 921 00:49:55,763 --> 00:49:57,599 It's whatever. 922 00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,868 So I went into the bathroom to hide until the song was over and... 923 00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:05,740 Wes Bird and fucking Jamie Weeda looked over the stall divider thing 924 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,009 and saw me and went outside and told everyone I was basically taking a shit. 925 00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:12,814 I wasn't taking a shit. 926 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,849 It doesn't matter if you were. 927 00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:17,384 On God, I wasn't taking a shit. 928 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,853 Okay, okay. Fine. 929 00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:20,020 I was crying. 930 00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:23,056 I'm really sorry. 931 00:50:24,491 --> 00:50:25,425 It's okay, yeah. 932 00:50:26,493 --> 00:50:30,230 Who gives a crap about a seventh grade dance anyway, you know? 933 00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:31,966 I literally almost never think about it. 934 00:50:33,535 --> 00:50:36,236 Wait, is that why you quit the science club? 935 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:37,471 Wow. 936 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:44,111 No, Aparna, I didn't quit science club 'cause you wouldn't dance with me. 937 00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:45,613 Well, I mean, you quit everything. 938 00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,981 Yeah, I'm a pretty good quitter. 939 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:49,517 Orchestra. 940 00:50:51,553 --> 00:50:52,654 Competitive Minecraft. 941 00:50:52,754 --> 00:50:53,621 Yeah. 942 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:54,722 Coding club. 943 00:50:56,591 --> 00:50:58,560 I mean, it's like you just fucking disappeared. 944 00:51:00,662 --> 00:51:02,095 Yeah, well, my mom died. 945 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:04,197 What? 946 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:10,038 Oh my god. I remember your mom. 947 00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:11,906 Yeah, well, she's dead. 948 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,206 I didn't know that. 949 00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:17,477 Why didn't I know that? 950 00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:20,048 Most eighth graders don't really read obituaries. 951 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:27,989 I remember she used to make those ginger cookies. 952 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:31,526 You know, for the snacks after the math meets. They were really good. 953 00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:33,795 Yeah, they were. 954 00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:39,299 This is hers. 955 00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:42,804 It's a medical ID. 956 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:46,774 That's why it's giving feminine. 957 00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:50,545 I'm really sorry about your mom. 958 00:51:50,912 --> 00:51:52,647 It's fine. I'm not hung up on it. 959 00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:55,984 I'm still smart, by the way. 960 00:51:57,619 --> 00:51:59,053 I just don't really give a fuck about anything. 961 00:52:04,058 --> 00:52:05,059 Okay. 962 00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:09,329 You know what, I think I actually might like this coat better than the last one. 963 00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:10,330 Really? 964 00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:11,799 Yeah. 965 00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:12,834 You're not messing with me? 966 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,168 No, man. I think you look good. 967 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:17,038 And you'd never know it was fake. 968 00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:20,775 I feel like I definitely want people to think it's fake. 969 00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,342 Yeah, that's actually a good point. That's true. 970 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:22,910 It's fur! 971 00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:25,145 Oh boy. - I'm just happy we're 972 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:26,848 fucking not dead. - Hey. 973 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:28,549 Gas cans are never a good sign. 974 00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:29,917 Do you guys need a ride? 975 00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:33,220 Yeah. - Yes. 976 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:33,988 Yes, we do. - Yes, actually. 977 00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:35,389 Get in. 978 00:52:35,489 --> 00:52:37,859 You will not believe the last car we were in. 979 00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:49,336 He's a therapy dog. 980 00:52:50,071 --> 00:52:52,507 No way. Lo, that is sick. 981 00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,008 Yeah, I know. 982 00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:56,110 I mean, just look at him. 983 00:52:57,879 --> 00:52:59,714 Hi buddy. 984 00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:05,485 Your boyfriend is cute. 985 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,122 Oh, no, no. He's not my boyfriend. 986 00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:20,635 Bye! 987 00:53:20,735 --> 00:53:21,736 Hey, bye! 988 00:53:23,805 --> 00:53:26,239 Goddamn, that girl is hot as fuck. 989 00:53:28,109 --> 00:53:29,376 Seriously? You guys good? 990 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,978 You're awesome. 991 00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,113 Get wherever you're going safely, alright? - Stay, baby! 992 00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:32,980 Thanks, man. - Bye! 993 00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:40,487 I got two questions. Where did you get this coat and who's that girl? 994 00:53:41,923 --> 00:53:42,824 I like your cat. 995 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:43,791 Thanks, dude. 996 00:53:44,158 --> 00:53:45,159 I like your dog. 997 00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:47,595 This is Gus. 998 00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:49,063 Just did a visit at the children's hospital. 999 00:53:49,163 --> 00:53:50,064 Nice. 1000 00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:52,332 Thanks. 1001 00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:53,735 I know it looks like he could eat a child, but he's a gentle giant. 1002 00:53:55,169 --> 00:53:56,604 Wait, are you in med school? 1003 00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:57,505 Next year. 1004 00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:58,271 Oh. 1005 00:53:58,371 --> 00:53:59,574 Next year. - Nice. 1006 00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:01,576 Yeah. Save some lives and shit, you know. 1007 00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:02,944 Yeah, yeah. 1008 00:54:03,044 --> 00:54:05,079 Totally. I want to save the world. 1009 00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:06,080 Good. 1010 00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,181 Good. Somebody has to. 1011 00:54:08,182 --> 00:54:09,083 What's up, what's up? 1012 00:54:09,183 --> 00:54:09,917 Hey. - Hey! 1013 00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:10,518 Nice ride. 1014 00:54:10,618 --> 00:54:11,853 Thanks. 1015 00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:13,688 It's a hybrid, but I'm sure my carbon 1016 00:54:13,788 --> 00:54:15,556 footprint is still in asshole territory, so. 1017 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:20,695 Um, yeah, what's the EPA MPGe rating on this? 1018 00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:21,596 Seventy-three. 1019 00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:23,097 Oh. 1020 00:54:23,197 --> 00:54:24,098 You know your shit. 1021 00:54:24,198 --> 00:54:26,100 Yeah. I'm Lo. 1022 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,035 Yeah, um, I'm Aparna. 1023 00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:29,137 Nice to meet you. 1024 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:30,037 Nice to meet you. 1025 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,709 Um, that was Tripod in there. 1026 00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:35,610 Oh yeah, that's my cat. 1027 00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:36,210 He's cute. 1028 00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:37,145 Thanks. Yeah, he's mine. 1029 00:54:37,245 --> 00:54:38,913 I'm Yoshi, by the way. 1030 00:54:39,147 --> 00:54:39,947 Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you. 1031 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:40,982 How you doing? 1032 00:54:41,082 --> 00:54:42,116 Anyways, I gotta go. 1033 00:54:42,216 --> 00:54:43,117 Yeah. 1034 00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,118 See you later. 1035 00:54:44,218 --> 00:54:44,852 Ciao. - Ciao! 1036 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:45,653 Ciao. 1037 00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:46,754 Peace. 1038 00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:52,960 Why are you cockblocking me? 1039 00:54:58,132 --> 00:54:59,600 I know this is a big ask. 1040 00:55:00,768 --> 00:55:02,770 That is not lost on me. 1041 00:55:03,004 --> 00:55:04,304 I appreciate you. 1042 00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,576 Hello? 1043 00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:12,013 Hey Principal Fisher, I got a bit of a development here. 1044 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,148 Yeah? 1045 00:55:14,248 --> 00:55:17,752 I got into a tiny fender bender. 1046 00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:18,753 What? 1047 00:55:18,853 --> 00:55:20,855 Oh my god. How bad? 1048 00:55:20,955 --> 00:55:24,826 Mmm, hard to say. 1049 00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:27,228 Definitely some dings, some cosmetic stuff. 1050 00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:29,730 Ugh, this is so annoying. 1051 00:55:29,831 --> 00:55:32,033 But the good news is, it was a single car accident. 1052 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,466 So that's great. 1053 00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:36,304 Yeah, yeah. My car. My car's the car. 1054 00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:39,073 Yeah, yes. Yeah, that's true. You got, you nailed that one. 1055 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:42,176 Um, but don't worry though, my ex-partner's hauling ass in their direction. 1056 00:55:42,276 --> 00:55:43,544 Okay, I gotta hang up now. 1057 00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:45,046 Okay, but the glass is half full here. 1058 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,281 What's the latest? 1059 00:55:52,286 --> 00:55:53,187 You. 1060 00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:54,288 Walk out. 1061 00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:55,823 Now. Go. 1062 00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,425 And don't say a fucking word. 1063 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:00,360 Wash your hands when you get home. 1064 00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:02,797 Are you finished? 1065 00:56:02,897 --> 00:56:03,831 Almost. 1066 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:06,601 Come on. 1067 00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:08,202 Okay, I'm done. 1068 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,052 What? 1069 00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:27,088 What? 1070 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:30,091 Oh, I thought you said something. 1071 00:56:31,092 --> 00:56:32,093 No. 1072 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,499 There are surfers trying to find hundred foot 1073 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,068 waves to surf, but they can never find them. 1074 00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:45,940 But they keep looking and like, do they know on some level 1075 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,875 that this giant monster wave is probably how they die? 1076 00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:53,347 Like they're looking for the wave that kills them. 1077 00:56:55,883 --> 00:56:56,617 Fuck. 1078 00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:00,187 That's some like Moby Dick shit there, you know. 1079 00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,357 Um, dude, are you alright? 1080 00:57:05,226 --> 00:57:07,561 Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm just on mushrooms. 1081 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:11,165 Oh my god, dude! You said you didn't have any drugs in the car. 1082 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:13,668 He also has marijuana. 1083 00:57:13,768 --> 00:57:15,937 Oh my god, this fucking narc, you know? She 1084 00:57:16,037 --> 00:57:17,672 used to be so cool. We don't know what happened. 1085 00:57:17,772 --> 00:57:19,540 Okay, how long do shrooms last? 1086 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,177 I don't know, man. I timed them wrong. 1087 00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:25,413 Obviously they were supposed to hit when we got to campus, so. 1088 00:57:27,148 --> 00:57:29,283 Hey, at least I'm not driving. 1089 00:57:29,383 --> 00:57:31,585 Dude! You are driving! 1090 00:57:33,387 --> 00:57:35,957 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1091 00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:38,426 No, seriously man, you are driving the car. 1092 00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:43,463 Are you messing with me? 1093 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:45,766 No! Are you messing with me? 1094 00:57:47,401 --> 00:57:48,402 Yeah, dude. 1095 00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,874 Okay, but you don't have any more drugs in the car? 1096 00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:57,578 No, man. I did them all. 1097 00:57:58,346 --> 00:57:59,880 Pull the fuck over, Yoshi! 1098 00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:00,982 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 1099 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,351 Take the next right. 1100 00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:13,461 Hey, how many times have I been like, 'Dude, are there drugs in this car?' 1101 00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:17,631 Probably many. I don't know what you want me to say, okay? It's for work. 1102 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:19,567 Work? 1103 00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:21,435 Wait, look. Chapel Hill, 27 miles. 1104 00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:23,170 Oh shit! 1105 00:58:23,270 --> 00:58:24,338 Yes! Finally! 1106 00:58:25,439 --> 00:58:26,440 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1107 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,342 Oh my god, you're joking. - Oh... 1108 00:58:28,442 --> 00:58:29,510 Fuck. 1109 00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:30,578 Wait. We didn't learn this. 1110 00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:31,345 Where do I go? - Stay cool. 1111 00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:32,346 Where do I go? 1112 00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:34,015 What do I do? I don't know! 1113 00:58:34,115 --> 00:58:34,615 Just fucking pull over to the side of the road! 1114 00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:35,516 You gotta pull over. 1115 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:37,184 Dude, stop moving the vehicle. 1116 00:58:37,284 --> 00:58:38,953 Okay. I'm pulling over. 1117 00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:39,954 I just farted. 1118 00:58:40,054 --> 00:58:41,489 What? 1119 00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:43,524 Seriously? - I fart when I'm nervous, okay? 1120 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:44,492 Why though? 1121 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,567 Oh my god. 1122 00:58:58,739 --> 00:59:00,207 This could be alright, she looks nice. 1123 00:59:03,477 --> 00:59:04,612 Hey. 1124 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:05,946 You know how fast you were going? 1125 00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,049 I was probably going a little over, I'm sorry. 1126 00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:08,582 Eighty-four. 1127 00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:13,254 You in a hurry? 1128 00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:16,891 Oh, we um, we have an injured cat back here. 1129 00:59:16,991 --> 00:59:18,959 Yeah, we're just trying to get him to a vet. 1130 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,161 Yeah, he lost his leg. 1131 00:59:20,261 --> 00:59:22,496 Yeah, but goddammit, he's a fighter. 1132 00:59:22,596 --> 00:59:23,597 How about we cut that shit? 1133 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:25,534 Give me your IDs. 1134 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,334 All of you. 1135 00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:29,804 ID? 1136 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,305 Um, okay. Just one second. 1137 00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:32,640 What kind of ID? 1138 00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:33,774 What's considered... - Don't ask. 1139 00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:34,975 Come on. 1140 00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,511 Just give it to her. 1141 00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:38,446 Here's ID, yeah. 1142 00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,251 Sit tight. 1143 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:46,187 Thank you for your service. 1144 00:59:46,287 --> 00:59:48,322 We only say that to military people. She's not... 1145 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:49,558 Fucked, guys. 1146 00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:53,027 I got 'em. 1147 00:59:54,095 --> 00:59:56,097 Those little fuckers must be freaking out. 1148 00:59:56,363 --> 00:59:58,866 Hell yeah. 1149 00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:01,802 You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to shit all over yourself. 1150 01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,505 I miss it. This is the good stuff. 1151 01:00:03,604 --> 01:00:04,605 I'm just pretending to run the info. 1152 01:00:05,106 --> 01:00:09,443 Which is a high school ID. 1153 01:00:09,544 --> 01:00:11,045 A bus pass. 1154 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:13,614 A Planet Fitness membership card. 1155 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:16,585 And a Panda Express punch card. 1156 01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:19,220 We're fucked. 1157 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:19,987 It's over. 1158 01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:21,222 Go. 1159 01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:22,289 What? 1160 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:23,657 Dude... - We gotta go. 1161 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,559 No! - Okay, I still have drugs in the car. 1162 01:00:24,692 --> 01:00:25,292 What? - What? 1163 01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:27,061 Yes! I know! I'm sorry! 1164 01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:28,129 What the fuck are you talking about? - Okay? 1165 01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,163 I asked you like a thousand times 1166 01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,532 Are you fucking kidding me, Yoshi? 1167 01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:31,465 Oh my god! - It's my job, okay? I, seriously... 1168 01:00:31,566 --> 01:00:32,833 No, no! Don't go. 1169 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:33,901 Okay, Evie? I think we gotta go. 1170 01:00:34,001 --> 01:00:34,869 No. 1171 01:00:34,969 --> 01:00:35,936 We gotta go. Come on, we gotta 1172 01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:40,007 Ah, you little bitch-ass mother... 1173 01:00:40,107 --> 01:00:40,674 Fuck! 1174 01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:44,613 You tiny bitch. 1175 01:00:46,347 --> 01:00:47,281 Oh my god. - What happened? 1176 01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:49,016 Are you kidding me? 1177 01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:50,784 Go, go, go! Keep going. 1178 01:00:50,885 --> 01:00:52,319 Okay, I really, I don't like this at all. 1179 01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:53,954 Oh, it's on now! 1180 01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:58,959 Shit, I forgot my Panda Express card. I was one punch away from some free rangoons 1181 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,761 Can we go back? 1182 01:01:00,861 --> 01:01:02,963 No! - No, go, go, go! Keep going. 1183 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,035 Okay, okay, okay, what do I do here? There's an RV. 1184 01:01:08,135 --> 01:01:09,036 You gotta go around this guy. 1185 01:01:09,136 --> 01:01:10,437 No, I know, I know, I know. 1186 01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:12,039 Yes, shit, you gotta go around this guy. Shit! 1187 01:01:12,139 --> 01:01:13,040 Watch out, watch out! 1188 01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:16,511 Holy shit. 1189 01:01:16,611 --> 01:01:17,646 Oh my god, oh my god. That was not okay. That was not okay. 1190 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,047 That was awesome. 1191 01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:21,115 Alright, everyone hold on. 1192 01:01:21,215 --> 01:01:22,383 Oh fuck! 1193 01:01:22,651 --> 01:01:24,685 Pass! Pass! Pass! 1194 01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:26,621 No, no, no, don't go. There's too many cars. There's too many cars. 1195 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,989 Look, at this point really it's just about not being afraid to die. 1196 01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:30,090 I'm afraid to die! 1197 01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,091 Me too! 1198 01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,131 This is crazy! We're still being chased. Let's go! 1199 01:01:37,231 --> 01:01:38,899 I didn't think we make it. 1200 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,434 Like, I've made peace with it. Fuck! 1201 01:01:40,535 --> 01:01:41,368 Evie! 1202 01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:42,269 Okay, everyone hold on! 1203 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:09,797 Thank God. 1204 01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,966 Oh my god 1205 01:02:12,066 --> 01:02:14,201 Fuck, Evie! They should straight up just give you your license for that. 1206 01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:16,437 Wow. 1207 01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,072 I will shoot your dick and balls! 1208 01:02:18,172 --> 01:02:18,573 What the fuck? 1209 01:02:20,007 --> 01:02:21,676 Fuck you, Paul! 1210 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:25,145 No, fuck you, Terry! You think you can rob me? 1211 01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:27,649 I am collecting a debt, motherfucker! 1212 01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,083 Wait, what's going on? 1213 01:02:29,183 --> 01:02:30,384 You think marijuana just grows on trees? 1214 01:02:30,484 --> 01:02:32,253 It does grow on trees! 1215 01:02:32,353 --> 01:02:34,488 Wait, they have fucking guns. They have fucking guns. 1216 01:02:34,589 --> 01:02:36,123 Oh my god. Oh my god, I've never seen a fucking gun before. 1217 01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:37,791 I will shoot you, Terry! 1218 01:02:38,092 --> 01:02:39,960 Not if I shoot you first! 1219 01:02:41,762 --> 01:02:43,964 Oh god! What the fuck is, what is 1220 01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:45,766 He's coming in the car! 1221 01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:48,002 Okay! Okay, okay, okay! 1222 01:02:48,102 --> 01:02:48,969 Drive! 1223 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,004 What? No! - Drive the car! 1224 01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:52,206 Wait, you walked to a robbery? 1225 01:02:52,306 --> 01:02:55,309 You trying to get shot in the asshole, son? Cause 1226 01:02:55,409 --> 01:02:57,646 today is the day that I'm shooting assholes off. 1227 01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:59,146 Now drive the fucking car! 1228 01:02:59,246 --> 01:02:59,748 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1229 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:01,650 Fuck? 1230 01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:06,521 God, fuck, we're going to jail. We're going to go to fucking jail. 1231 01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:09,390 Y'all ain't going to jail. It's me who's going to jail! 1232 01:03:09,490 --> 01:03:11,358 Who the fuck are you? 1233 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:12,459 I'm Terry. 1234 01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:15,896 Freeze! Everybody step out of the vehicle. 1235 01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:18,165 Put your hands in the air. Come on. 1236 01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,568 Hands in the air! Now move to the front of the car. 1237 01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:21,770 Put your hands on the hood. 1238 01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:23,705 Fuck that. 1239 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:27,474 Hey! Big boy! Hey! Hey! Hey, come back! 1240 01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:28,643 No! 1241 01:03:28,909 --> 01:03:30,645 Fuck. Goddammit! 1242 01:03:31,912 --> 01:03:32,846 Come on. 1243 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:35,349 Okay, I know this looks bad. 1244 01:03:35,449 --> 01:03:39,554 Hell yeah. You stole a driver's education car and you fled from the state police. 1245 01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:45,660 Yeah, and I get that. This is a driver's ed car that we borrowed without permission. 1246 01:03:45,959 --> 01:03:49,029 But we're trying to drive to Chapel Hill so that 1247 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:51,666 he can save his relationship with his girlfriend. 1248 01:03:51,766 --> 01:03:52,833 Dumbass. 1249 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:57,204 Look, when you pulled us over, we panicked, okay? 1250 01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:01,041 But that guy, he just robbed this hot dog shack. 1251 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,343 What? 1252 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:05,346 He is running down the road and he is armed and 1253 01:04:05,446 --> 01:04:07,782 dangerous and he says he's shooting assholes off. 1254 01:04:08,817 --> 01:04:10,117 Whatever that means. 1255 01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:13,822 This is the luckiest day of your goddamn life. 1256 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,602 What do you mean pursuit? 1257 01:04:27,702 --> 01:04:29,269 Just what I said. She's pursuing an armed felon. 1258 01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:30,270 Yes. 1259 01:04:30,371 --> 01:04:31,872 No! 1260 01:04:31,972 --> 01:04:34,074 Oh come on. There's gotta be some part of you 1261 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,176 that's rooting for these kids, right? Little bit? 1262 01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:38,912 No. Not even a little. Absolutely not. 1263 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:57,931 We made it guys. I mean, we're here. 1264 01:04:58,031 --> 01:05:00,167 Dude, I know. I feel like giddy. 1265 01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:01,803 I know, me too. - I know! 1266 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,872 God damn, we're not in Kansas anymore. 1267 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:07,876 We are in the Emerald City. 1268 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,278 Look at these douchebags. 1269 01:05:11,378 --> 01:05:13,581 What are they doing? 1270 01:05:13,882 --> 01:05:16,518 Why would Sam hang around guys like this? 1271 01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:17,852 Thanks, Aparna. 1272 01:05:18,385 --> 01:05:21,321 Nah man, she dated you, you know. She must be into 1273 01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:23,991 like skinny, physically non-threatening dudes. 1274 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,392 Beta males. 1275 01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:27,695 No, no, no. This dude is not a beta, okay? 1276 01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:29,898 Look what we did today. He's a fucking omega. 1277 01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,600 Doesn't give a fuck. 1278 01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:42,075 Hey, Dakota. Hey, yeah, I have a John McClean here to see Samantha Pierce? 1279 01:05:43,645 --> 01:05:45,580 Uh-huh. Okay. 1280 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,480 Sorry, she's not here. 1281 01:05:47,816 --> 01:05:50,885 Oh, um, well could you ask where she is by any chance? 1282 01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:54,823 No. Um, creepy. 1283 01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:58,158 Oh no, I'm not, I'm not creepy. I swear, I'm not. 1284 01:05:58,258 --> 01:05:59,159 That's not me. 1285 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,762 Bro, you're being weird. 1286 01:06:01,563 --> 01:06:04,666 No, I'm not being weird actually. I promise I'm not. 1287 01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:07,167 This is not weird. I'm... It's not what it looks like. 1288 01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:08,837 Can you please connect me to security? 1289 01:06:08,937 --> 01:06:10,939 Okay. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah. 1290 01:06:11,739 --> 01:06:12,740 Fuck. 1291 01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:17,277 Hey. 1292 01:06:19,514 --> 01:06:22,684 You know, I was actually just rethinking this. 1293 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,687 I think maybe one of you guys should go up 1294 01:06:25,787 --> 01:06:28,590 and like talk to her roommate, you know, get some intel. 1295 01:06:28,690 --> 01:06:31,860 Just cause I think it's like, you know, I want to surprise 1296 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,696 her. Like I think that would be way more romantic. 1297 01:06:34,796 --> 01:06:36,029 What do you think? 1298 01:06:37,799 --> 01:06:38,967 Okay. Alright. 1299 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:40,969 Thank you. Thanks. 1300 01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:51,980 Do you guys think I'm weird? 1301 01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:59,286 Hey. Sorry, I'm looking for Sam? 1302 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:03,925 Is this a bad time? - Bitch, please. You want some Bareass? 1303 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,727 Sorry, Bareass? - Chardonnay. Come on. 1304 01:07:07,729 --> 01:07:08,796 Okay 1305 01:07:17,572 --> 01:07:21,275 So, I'm pretty sure Sam's at Sociology. Or 1306 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,913 maybe Zoology. I don't know, one of the ologies. 1307 01:07:25,013 --> 01:07:26,413 Here. Sit. Please. 1308 01:07:26,514 --> 01:07:28,081 Okay. 1309 01:07:31,019 --> 01:07:32,252 Wait, don't you have her number? 1310 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,988 Oh, um, my phone died. 1311 01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:36,323 You want to just call her on mine? 1312 01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:38,893 I don't want to bother her if she's in class. 1313 01:07:41,930 --> 01:07:43,932 You coming out with us tonight? 1314 01:07:44,032 --> 01:07:46,668 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just, I mean I have to meet some 1315 01:07:46,768 --> 01:07:49,737 friends first, but um... Remind me, what's the plan again? 1316 01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:53,775 Kappa's throwing. Super hot guys, and not all of them 1317 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:57,477 are assholes. Just don't leave your drink unattended. 1318 01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:08,823 You're an architect. 1319 01:08:08,923 --> 01:08:12,060 I am? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm very intuitive. 1320 01:08:15,228 --> 01:08:19,366 But you want to be an adventurer. Something's holding you back. 1321 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,069 What is it? 1322 01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:23,071 I think it's you. 1323 01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:26,074 Well, what's gonna happen to me? 1324 01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:29,877 I don't know. Can you do my back? 1325 01:08:31,144 --> 01:08:32,312 Sure, okay. 1326 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,050 Whoo! Okay. 1327 01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,788 Oh, yes please. 1328 01:08:40,888 --> 01:08:41,956 Some for you. 1329 01:08:42,056 --> 01:08:43,625 Muchas gracias. 1330 01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,732 You can't volley at the net. 1331 01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:52,100 What? 1332 01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:54,636 In pickleball, you can't volley within seven 1333 01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,004 feet of the net. It's called the kitchen. 1334 01:08:57,404 --> 01:08:59,339 Right. - Right. 1335 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,109 So how did you really break your arms? 1336 01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:07,649 Okay, I'm not gonna bullshit you anymore. I crashed 1337 01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:10,183 my car into the back of a fucking ice cream truck. 1338 01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,120 And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. 1339 01:09:13,688 --> 01:09:16,423 The airbag just like obliterated me. I mean, 1340 01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:19,192 there's no way that's how it's meant to work. 1341 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:21,095 It was like way too much force. 1342 01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,767 I can't let you teach Driver's Ed anymore. 1343 01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,935 Yeah, I get that. 1344 01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:29,837 Can I be honest with you? 1345 01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:32,540 Yeah. 1346 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,677 I think my novel's a piece of shit. 1347 01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:38,613 And I really hate the main character, which is 1348 01:09:38,713 --> 01:09:40,848 messed up cause it's like semi-autobiographical. 1349 01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:46,319 I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I think the problem is that um... 1350 01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:53,293 Uh, I'm not good at anything. 1351 01:09:53,393 --> 01:09:57,397 I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're actually really good with kids. 1352 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,900 Really? You think so? 1353 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,903 Yes. I mean you like them a fuck of a lot more than I do. 1354 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:04,939 Do you know what I mean? 1355 01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:07,742 I do. Why do you have this job? Did you lose a bet? 1356 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,246 Oh my god! 1357 01:10:14,347 --> 01:10:16,918 It's like sex permeates the air here, you know? 1358 01:10:17,051 --> 01:10:19,554 You can feel it 1359 01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:24,926 By the way, I know it's weird timing, but thank you guys for, you know, coming along. 1360 01:10:25,026 --> 01:10:30,665 I don't think I uh... could have done this without you guys. 1361 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:34,836 Alright well, you have not done it yet, so don't get too excited here. 1362 01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:39,439 Well, whatever. Up until this point, I guess. 1363 01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,776 That's fair. - Take the compliment. 1364 01:10:44,846 --> 01:10:46,214 Hey, you think I could talk to you for a second? 1365 01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:48,216 Yeah, sure. 1366 01:10:53,554 --> 01:10:55,223 You know I was kidding today, right? 1367 01:10:56,557 --> 01:10:57,225 Uh, when? 1368 01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:01,996 Today. 1369 01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:07,769 Yoshi. Your mom died. You're in a lot of pain and it's okay. 1370 01:11:09,570 --> 01:11:11,706 I'm basically over it. 1371 01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:13,241 It's okay, you don't have to be over it. 1372 01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:16,577 I'm not. 1373 01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:23,416 I know. But you also can't make that an excuse for not taking care of yourself. 1374 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:30,258 What if I feel like this for the rest of my life? 1375 01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:35,328 No, I don't... I don't think you will. 1376 01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:42,136 You can definitely let it go without losing her. 1377 01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:45,239 You know that, right? 1378 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,578 Yeah. 1379 01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:56,250 So, like... who do you know that's dead? 1380 01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,288 Um, my grandmother. 1381 01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:03,524 Fucking old people, right? 1382 01:12:03,624 --> 01:12:05,293 Yeah. 1383 01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:14,302 This is nightclub level shit. 1384 01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:19,307 Yo, what's good player? 1385 01:12:19,874 --> 01:12:22,310 Those two are good. Go on in. Go ahead. 1386 01:12:23,644 --> 01:12:24,312 No, no, no, they're with us. 1387 01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:26,314 Girls only. 1388 01:12:28,115 --> 01:12:29,150 I got coke. 1389 01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:32,854 Yeah, we all do. Fuck off. 1390 01:12:32,954 --> 01:12:36,257 No, guys, these rules seem like arbitrary. -Yeah 1391 01:12:36,524 --> 01:12:39,492 Okay. Alright, you guys just go in. We'll figure something out. Yeah yeah! 1392 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:40,528 Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah 1393 01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,196 Totally. 1394 01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:43,331 Come on. They'll live. 1395 01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:45,867 Fuck that guy. 1396 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,400 Yeah, dude. 1397 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,971 - Weird thing is I actually kind of liked him, you know? 1398 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:54,275 Okay, we need another plan. We gotta figure this out. 1399 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:57,912 Get the fuck in. That's the plan, okay? Let's Santa Claus this bitch. 1400 01:12:58,012 --> 01:13:00,581 Let's free climb up the side and jump down through the chimney. 1401 01:13:00,681 --> 01:13:01,349 Yeah. 1402 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,919 Um, alright, is there a plan B? 1403 01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:17,665 Oh my god. - Everyone's wearing handcuffs. 1404 01:13:17,765 --> 01:13:22,570 This party is fire. Did I just sound like a total dork? 1405 01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:26,607 No, you're not a dork. You're fucking cool and you're gonna save the world. 1406 01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:28,376 You're fucking cool. 1407 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:31,279 Do you wanna get a drink? 1408 01:13:31,379 --> 01:13:32,546 Yeah, yeah, I actually do. 1409 01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,950 Just stay close, okay? 1410 01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:46,093 Shit. 1411 01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:52,400 It's a basement. 1412 01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:55,903 Oh shit. 1413 01:13:57,405 --> 01:13:59,206 Fuck, it's locked. 1414 01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:01,809 Think you could throw me through the door? 1415 01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:03,644 No. 1416 01:14:03,744 --> 01:14:04,779 Yeah, maybe I could break it down. 1417 01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:06,414 Fuck! 1418 01:14:07,748 --> 01:14:08,416 Fuck! 1419 01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:12,420 Oh shit. 1420 01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:21,228 Alright. 1421 01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,131 Oh, I know! 1422 01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:26,767 Yeah, for real. 1423 01:14:27,001 --> 01:14:28,402 That is so funny though. 1424 01:14:29,937 --> 01:14:31,238 Oh, shit! 1425 01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,654 Whoa! 1426 01:14:49,256 --> 01:14:51,158 Oh, tight lid game. - Guard your dog. 1427 01:14:51,258 --> 01:14:52,860 What? 1428 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,694 Guard your dog! 1429 01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:54,462 Shit! 1430 01:14:55,429 --> 01:14:57,365 Dude. Are you okay man? 1431 01:14:57,465 --> 01:15:00,935 No, he just punched me in the dick, dude! Why did he do that? 1432 01:15:01,035 --> 01:15:02,403 I don't know, he told you to guard your dog, 1433 01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:03,471 dude, and you didn't guard it. - I know! I know! 1434 01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:06,207 What a dick. 1435 01:15:08,809 --> 01:15:10,478 This is a sick party though, right? 1436 01:15:15,816 --> 01:15:17,318 What is wrong with you, dude? 1437 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:18,486 Gotta dance. 1438 01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:21,956 Woo! 1439 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:37,004 I think I like girls. 1440 01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:44,011 I don't know what I am or anything, but... 1441 01:15:45,746 --> 01:15:47,014 Yeah, I like girls. 1442 01:15:48,249 --> 01:15:49,817 Hey, that's cool. 1443 01:15:53,554 --> 01:15:55,823 You know, you're the only person I've ever said that to. 1444 01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,660 Wait. If I'm the only person, does that mean... 1445 01:16:01,028 --> 01:16:03,431 Does that mean you haven't like... you know... 1446 01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:06,200 No, I don't even know how to start. 1447 01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:08,636 I mean, everyone knows me already and... 1448 01:16:09,370 --> 01:16:11,972 So I feel like I just need to wait until next year to completely reinvent myself. 1449 01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:13,174 No, no Aparna 1450 01:16:13,274 --> 01:16:15,810 Fuck waiting. 1451 01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:18,946 Come on, Jeremy didn't wait. He just... he just got in the car and came here. 1452 01:16:20,114 --> 01:16:23,050 Yeah, well, Jeremy's gonna get his heart broken. 1453 01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:24,285 Yeah, I know. 1454 01:16:26,187 --> 01:16:27,588 But you know, I don't really think that's the point. 1455 01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:42,870 Hey hey! 1456 01:16:43,871 --> 01:16:44,638 Thank you. 1457 01:16:51,078 --> 01:16:53,013 So what's going on with you and Evie? 1458 01:16:53,114 --> 01:16:54,181 What? 1459 01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:56,217 What do you mean? 1460 01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:58,953 "What do you mean?" 1461 01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:00,988 There's nothing going on with me and Evie. I don't know what you're talking about. 1462 01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:02,323 Why not? 1463 01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:06,528 Like, she's fine. She's nice, she's creative, she's smart. 1464 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,829 Dude, I came here for Samantha. 1465 01:17:13,434 --> 01:17:15,102 Maybe we don't know why we go anywhere. - 1466 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,838 What? 1467 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:19,173 Oh...shit 1468 01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:20,474 What, what, what? 1469 01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,910 Is it your dick? 1470 01:17:23,010 --> 01:17:24,845 No, no, no, it's my butt, dude. No cap. Okay? 1471 01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:29,250 Mudslides are running straight through me. I gotta go find a bathroom. 1472 01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,051 Alright, good luck man. 1473 01:17:31,152 --> 01:17:32,086 Guard your dog. 1474 01:17:32,186 --> 01:17:34,054 Oh! Fuck! 1475 01:17:34,155 --> 01:17:35,823 Oh Jesus! 1476 01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:37,158 You warned me, man. 1477 01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:48,836 Oh my god, you made it! 1478 01:17:48,936 --> 01:17:50,572 Hey! 1479 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,574 Um, hey, wait, where's Aparna? 1480 01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:53,874 Oh, she went to the bathroom. 1481 01:17:53,974 --> 01:17:56,043 Oh shit, yeah, so did Yoshi. 1482 01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:58,145 Hey, have you seen Samantha anywhere? Like... 1483 01:17:58,879 --> 01:18:01,182 No. No, I don't even think she's here, honestly. 1484 01:18:01,650 --> 01:18:02,850 Yo, take the bottle! 1485 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:03,851 Oh! Yeah! 1486 01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:05,554 Oh, thanks man. 1487 01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:07,288 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1488 01:18:07,388 --> 01:18:08,255 Gimme your hand. 1489 01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:10,625 No, no, no, we don't want this. We're all good. 1490 01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:13,628 Champagne and shackles, bro. I have to do this. 1491 01:18:15,062 --> 01:18:15,829 Enjoy. 1492 01:18:32,246 --> 01:18:33,080 Hey! 1493 01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:34,982 Hey! - It's you! 1494 01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:37,318 Uh, Aparna. 1495 01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:38,319 You're Lo, right? 1496 01:18:38,419 --> 01:18:39,320 Yes ma'am. 1497 01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:40,321 Wait, you go here? 1498 01:18:40,421 --> 01:18:41,590 Mhm. You? 1499 01:18:41,690 --> 01:18:43,791 No, uh, no, I'm in high school. 1500 01:18:44,425 --> 01:18:47,962 But I'm 18 though, which is... that's a college age. 1501 01:18:48,062 --> 01:18:50,898 I know, but... high school, right? For now. 1502 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:55,169 Um, which sucks, but it's... it's whatever, also. 1503 01:18:57,438 --> 01:18:58,906 Where's... where's Gus? 1504 01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:00,207 Oh, he's just hanging out. 1505 01:19:01,442 --> 01:19:02,910 Oh my god, he's... 1506 01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:04,044 He's so cool. 1507 01:19:05,246 --> 01:19:05,879 He's the life of the party right there. 1508 01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,751 Wait, I didn't know they let you have dogs. 1509 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,153 They don't. I had to pay a $500 fine and they kicked me out of the dorm. 1510 01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:14,589 Oh. 1511 01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:15,889 Yeah. It was against the rules. 1512 01:19:17,191 --> 01:19:19,594 Well, I mean... rules are overrated. 1513 01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:27,736 Today's actually the first day in my life that I haven't followed the rules. 1514 01:19:30,237 --> 01:19:31,772 Do you think that's sad? 1515 01:19:31,872 --> 01:19:33,708 No. No, I think it's exciting. 1516 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:36,243 It means anything can happen. 1517 01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:38,379 You know? 1518 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,247 Yeah. Yeah, totally. 1519 01:19:47,054 --> 01:19:47,955 I'll just go here. 1520 01:19:48,055 --> 01:19:49,691 Ew, no! Go to a stall! 1521 01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:50,725 There's a sink right here. 1522 01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:53,160 Ew, you're so gross. 1523 01:20:04,071 --> 01:20:04,739 I like your necklace. 1524 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,240 Really? 1525 01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:07,174 You do? 1526 01:20:07,274 --> 01:20:08,710 Yeah. 1527 01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,978 Has a very powerful energy. 1528 01:20:11,078 --> 01:20:12,547 It's very, very special. 1529 01:20:12,647 --> 01:20:13,748 Yeah. 1530 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:15,750 It is. 1531 01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:18,986 Take it. 1532 01:20:19,086 --> 01:20:21,723 No. No, I can't take your necklace. 1533 01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:23,991 It's not mine. 1534 01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:25,292 Not really, anyway. 1535 01:20:27,828 --> 01:20:29,296 I'm serious. I don't need it anymore. 1536 01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:39,106 You're the fool. 1537 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,743 I know. I'm a fucking idiot. 1538 01:20:41,842 --> 01:20:45,547 No. You're on an inspired journey of endless possibilities. 1539 01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:48,015 I am? 1540 01:20:48,115 --> 01:20:48,783 Mhm. 1541 01:20:51,519 --> 01:20:53,588 Nice. 1542 01:20:53,688 --> 01:20:55,155 One, two, three, four! 1543 01:21:43,605 --> 01:21:44,739 Oh shit. 1544 01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:47,074 Uh... 1545 01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:48,075 It's you. 1546 01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:49,176 Hey, little man. 1547 01:21:50,043 --> 01:21:51,813 They... they didn't catch you? 1548 01:21:51,912 --> 01:21:55,617 Fuck no they didn't catch me. I'm quick as shit. Too fast, too furious. 1549 01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:59,621 What... what are you doing here? 1550 01:21:59,721 --> 01:22:02,189 Making a delivery. These kids gotta get their drugs somewhere. 1551 01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,793 Oh shit, dude, I'm a drug dealer too. - Oh, for real? 1552 01:22:04,893 --> 01:22:05,760 Yeah, yeah. 1553 01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:07,896 Don't fuck with my shit. 1554 01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:10,998 Guard your dog. 1555 01:22:11,098 --> 01:22:13,802 Oh, he got it. He got everything. 1556 01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,206 You know, I think I'm tipsy. 1557 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,008 Yeah, I think you're drunk. 1558 01:22:21,308 --> 01:22:22,710 I didn't think we'd have this much fun. 1559 01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:26,113 Like, we should do this more often. 1560 01:22:26,213 --> 01:22:26,881 Totally. 1561 01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:29,149 Oh shit. 1562 01:22:29,249 --> 01:22:29,884 What? 1563 01:22:30,618 --> 01:22:31,619 She's here. 1564 01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:33,888 Are you okay? 1565 01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:41,995 She looks really happy. 1566 01:22:48,670 --> 01:22:49,704 Right, okay, well. 1567 01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:52,406 You look stupid. 1568 01:22:52,507 --> 01:22:53,974 I'll follow you. 1569 01:22:59,012 --> 01:22:59,681 Hey, Sam. 1570 01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:03,450 Jeremy? 1571 01:23:07,922 --> 01:23:09,724 How are you here? 1572 01:23:09,824 --> 01:23:16,196 Well, I uh... I stole a driver's ed car so I could come see you. 1573 01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:18,232 What? 1574 01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:20,400 Yeah, sorry. I just felt like I couldn't wait till homecoming, you know, 1575 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:22,436 and you also said that you weren't gonna come 1576 01:23:22,537 --> 01:23:24,037 home for homecoming, so I basically just... yeah. 1577 01:23:24,271 --> 01:23:25,940 Sorry, who are you, dude? 1578 01:23:27,509 --> 01:23:29,176 I'm her boyfriend. Who the fuck are you? 1579 01:23:29,276 --> 01:23:30,177 Bro. Chill. 1580 01:23:30,277 --> 01:23:31,445 This is Scooby. 1581 01:23:31,546 --> 01:23:32,881 'Sup. 1582 01:23:32,981 --> 01:23:33,681 Scooby... 1583 01:23:33,781 --> 01:23:35,517 I know you. 1584 01:23:35,617 --> 01:23:37,317 Oh, yeah, we had Econ last year. 1585 01:23:38,853 --> 01:23:40,287 You guys came together? 1586 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,957 I was in the car with him that he stole. 1587 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:47,929 Um... why didn't you call me? 1588 01:23:48,028 --> 01:23:49,531 I wanted to surprise you. 1589 01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:52,165 Damn, bro, that's a big swing. 1590 01:23:55,402 --> 01:24:00,207 Yeah, and uh... and I also threw my phone off a bridge so I couldn't call you. 1591 01:24:00,307 --> 01:24:03,978 Anyway, it's... it's a long fucking story, a lot happened, but I'm here. 1592 01:24:04,846 --> 01:24:07,080 This is crazy, Jer. 1593 01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:13,220 Um, can we just go somewhere? Just to talk, please? Figure this out. 1594 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:15,890 Yes. Yeah, come on. 1595 01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:17,992 Oh my god, that means we're all going. 1596 01:24:19,092 --> 01:24:20,728 Um, you stole a car? 1597 01:24:20,828 --> 01:24:22,095 Yeah, yeah. 1598 01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:23,031 Why are you saying it like it's normal? 1599 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:29,236 I miss you. Alright. Sam, I know I'm not supposed to say that, but... 1600 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,005 I miss you too. 1601 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:34,008 Who's Noah? 1602 01:24:34,842 --> 01:24:37,344 He's my friend? 1603 01:24:37,444 --> 01:24:40,347 Kind of odd that you never mentioned him before. 1604 01:24:40,447 --> 01:24:43,317 Okay, well, I guess it never came up, Jer. I mean, 1605 01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,753 every day there's like so much that happens here. 1606 01:24:45,853 --> 01:24:47,254 I've told you that. 1607 01:24:48,523 --> 01:24:49,958 Whatever. 1608 01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:54,596 Wait. You think I'm cheating on you? 1609 01:24:56,064 --> 01:24:57,532 I don't know. I don't know. 1610 01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:00,802 I wouldn't do that. 1611 01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:07,274 Guys, I hate to interrupt. Um, I do have a picture of you kissing him. 1612 01:25:07,374 --> 01:25:08,843 Oh shit. - What? 1613 01:25:08,943 --> 01:25:13,146 No, I don't have like the photo, but I mean, there is a photo. 1614 01:25:13,246 --> 01:25:17,018 What photo? Why didn't you say anything to me? 1615 01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:20,822 I don't know, I didn't think it would've mattered, but now I'm thinking like... 1616 01:25:20,922 --> 01:25:21,656 Noah's gay. 1617 01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,225 I have a gay cousin. 1618 01:25:26,761 --> 01:25:33,300 Oh. Sorry, I just... I didn't catch that on his Instagram, so... 1619 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,804 Okay, whatever that means. Well, he's actually not 1620 01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:39,439 out to his family. And he's very anxious about it too. 1621 01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:44,612 Also, remind me how any of this has anything to do with you? 1622 01:25:45,412 --> 01:25:46,547 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. 1623 01:25:46,648 --> 01:25:47,414 Yeah. 1624 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,019 I'm not cheating on you. 1625 01:25:53,755 --> 01:25:54,822 What about this guy? 1626 01:25:55,657 --> 01:25:57,157 I just met him. 1627 01:25:57,257 --> 01:25:58,526 We haven't hooked up yet, dude. 1628 01:25:58,626 --> 01:26:00,460 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. We are not going to. 1629 01:26:01,395 --> 01:26:05,867 Okay? Look, it's a themed party. Everyone has a date. You have a date. 1630 01:26:05,967 --> 01:26:10,138 Next week is um... "anything but clothes". You should come through. 1631 01:26:12,205 --> 01:26:12,874 You too. 1632 01:26:16,176 --> 01:26:19,113 Sam, remember uh... how much we missed each other last year 1633 01:26:19,212 --> 01:26:21,616 when you and your family went on the Viking River Cruise? 1634 01:26:23,985 --> 01:26:26,621 I thought this year was just gonna be like that but longer. But it's not. 1635 01:26:28,455 --> 01:26:29,891 I know. 1636 01:26:29,991 --> 01:26:31,626 Facts. My high school girlfriend and I stayed 1637 01:26:31,726 --> 01:26:33,628 together too cause we were in love and shit. 1638 01:26:33,728 --> 01:26:37,532 But I was here and she was at Vanderbilt. 1639 01:26:37,799 --> 01:26:41,435 And it was so hard, dude. Because you want to go out 1640 01:26:41,536 --> 01:26:44,906 and meet people and make friends and get fucked up. 1641 01:26:45,006 --> 01:26:48,308 You got this person that you love, that was your fucking world. 1642 01:26:48,408 --> 01:26:50,645 All of a sudden she's just not there. 1643 01:26:50,745 --> 01:26:53,881 And it's confusing, dog. And you miss her and you're 1644 01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:56,818 wondering like, what is she doing right now? You know? 1645 01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:58,986 But that is how it gets twisted. 1646 01:27:00,555 --> 01:27:03,157 Thanksgiving is a bloodbath. Everyone breaks up at Thanksgiving. 1647 01:27:09,097 --> 01:27:09,530 I'ma let you cook. 1648 01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:18,172 Um, Sam, I'm... I'm gonna go to NYU. 1649 01:27:21,743 --> 01:27:23,276 Okay. 1650 01:27:24,178 --> 01:27:29,416 I mean, you know, who knows if I'll get in. I mean I'm gonna apply to NYU. 1651 01:27:29,517 --> 01:27:31,185 Of course you'll get in. It's you. 1652 01:27:32,687 --> 01:27:35,790 And... you should go. 1653 01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:41,829 I just don't want to feel shitty all the time. And 1654 01:27:41,929 --> 01:27:45,133 um... and I don't want you to feel shitty all the time. 1655 01:27:45,233 --> 01:27:48,703 And and... so, I think we maybe need to... 1656 01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:54,142 not be what we were anymore. 1657 01:27:55,810 --> 01:27:56,577 I feel the same. 1658 01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:03,684 I gotta break the seal. I'm sorry. She's gotta come with. 1659 01:28:03,785 --> 01:28:05,553 Dude, just break the bottle. 1660 01:28:05,820 --> 01:28:06,954 That's against the rules. 1661 01:28:07,054 --> 01:28:09,456 Who the fuck cares about the rules, man? 1662 01:28:09,557 --> 01:28:10,224 Literally everybody. 1663 01:28:12,794 --> 01:28:13,694 Okay. Okay. 1664 01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:14,729 I gotta go. 1665 01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:15,495 Just one second 1666 01:28:17,098 --> 01:28:19,600 So... is this it? 1667 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:27,474 Don't say that. Let's just... let's not say anything? 1668 01:28:31,112 --> 01:28:36,083 So... what, we're supposed to just act like everything's normal and then 1669 01:28:36,184 --> 01:28:39,253 follow each other on Instagram in 20 years or whatever this thing is? 1670 01:28:40,822 --> 01:28:44,357 Well, in 20 years... we'll be almost 40. 1671 01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:46,260 Ew. 1672 01:28:50,264 --> 01:28:52,099 I love you. 1673 01:28:58,806 --> 01:29:01,441 Wait, you should come to that party for real. 1674 01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:03,511 It's next week. Anything but clothes. 1675 01:29:03,611 --> 01:29:05,279 I'm okay. Thank you though. 1676 01:29:08,182 --> 01:29:09,183 Okay. 1677 01:29:10,818 --> 01:29:12,053 Bye Jer. 1678 01:29:12,153 --> 01:29:13,921 Come on. Come on. I need to go. 1679 01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,455 Okay. 1680 01:29:15,556 --> 01:29:16,290 Later. 1681 01:29:31,572 --> 01:29:33,307 Hey, it's okay if you need to cry. 1682 01:29:34,575 --> 01:29:37,311 Well, I'm probably gonna cry later. 1683 01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:42,550 Hey, why are you crying? 1684 01:29:42,650 --> 01:29:43,317 I don't know. 1685 01:29:46,921 --> 01:29:50,658 So, um, were you serious about like the whole NYU thing? 1686 01:29:51,859 --> 01:29:54,461 Yeah. 1687 01:29:54,562 --> 01:29:56,931 We could hang out in New York, you know. If I get in. 1688 01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:01,468 I wasn't really expecting this. 1689 01:30:01,602 --> 01:30:02,336 What? 1690 01:30:04,338 --> 01:30:05,339 You surprised me. 1691 01:30:11,913 --> 01:30:13,347 Hey Evie, do you want to go to prom with me? 1692 01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:18,586 Prom is in May. That's like 8 months from now. 1693 01:30:18,686 --> 01:30:20,354 Yeah, I know. 1694 01:30:22,690 --> 01:30:25,126 Yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you. 1695 01:30:26,694 --> 01:30:27,361 It's a date. 1696 01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:30,698 What's up, players? 1697 01:30:30,798 --> 01:30:31,899 Hey. 1698 01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:35,937 Freeze! 1699 01:30:37,738 --> 01:30:40,107 Joyride's over, loverboy. 1700 01:30:40,207 --> 01:30:42,109 Dude. Kevin. 1701 01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:43,778 What are you doing here? 1702 01:30:44,545 --> 01:30:45,478 Looking for your dumbasses. 1703 01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:48,115 Yes! 1704 01:30:48,215 --> 01:30:50,651 How'd you find us? 1705 01:30:50,751 --> 01:30:52,119 Oh, we knew you were going to visit your girlfriend, so we traced her phone. 1706 01:30:52,219 --> 01:30:53,421 Yeah. Ex-girlfriend. 1707 01:30:54,422 --> 01:30:55,856 Oh no. - Come on, man. 1708 01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:57,124 Shut up. - I didn't do anything! 1709 01:30:57,224 --> 01:30:58,225 Shut your ass up. 1710 01:31:00,261 --> 01:31:01,395 You... you got him? 1711 01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:02,730 You're goddamn right I did. 1712 01:31:03,764 --> 01:31:04,999 You nearly shot me, man. 1713 01:31:06,233 --> 01:31:08,669 I mostly blame the gun. But I am sorry. 1714 01:31:09,737 --> 01:31:10,738 Thanks. 1715 01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:14,909 Walsh. Come on, baby. Round them up. Let's go. 1716 01:31:17,244 --> 01:31:19,479 Come on, Kev. 1717 01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:20,982 Hey, can I talk to you? Come on. 1718 01:31:24,986 --> 01:31:26,887 I don't want to arrest these kids. 1719 01:31:26,988 --> 01:31:29,056 This is your way back on the force. 1720 01:31:29,590 --> 01:31:33,427 Yeah, not like this. Yoshi's a good kid. He's just kind of a fuck up. 1721 01:31:36,864 --> 01:31:40,001 I don't think I want back on the force. The school gig's pretty chill, you know? 1722 01:31:41,235 --> 01:31:42,870 Alright. Alright. 1723 01:31:43,604 --> 01:31:45,940 Here's our story. You and I apprehended this 1724 01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:48,409 shithead together with a tip from the kids. 1725 01:31:48,509 --> 01:31:49,143 Everybody goes home happy. 1726 01:31:50,544 --> 01:31:52,713 That's just crazy enough to work, but what about me? 1727 01:31:52,813 --> 01:31:54,882 I will shoot your asshole off. 1728 01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:59,453 How the fuck are you on a first-name basis with Officer Walsh? What? 1729 01:31:59,553 --> 01:32:00,488 I hook him up. 1730 01:32:02,056 --> 01:32:04,058 With weed. 1731 01:32:04,158 --> 01:32:06,027 Wait, I'm sorry. I thought you only sold to kids. 1732 01:32:06,127 --> 01:32:08,596 Look, he's a kid at heart, alright? I hook 1733 01:32:08,696 --> 01:32:10,498 him up for free and he keeps the heat off me. 1734 01:32:11,198 --> 01:32:12,199 Right. 1735 01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:18,406 Alright. How many of you have been drinking? 1736 01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:24,545 Then you're staying here tonight, okay? 1737 01:32:24,645 --> 01:32:26,947 Sleep in the grass, sleep in a car, wherever. 1738 01:32:27,048 --> 01:32:31,752 I don't care. Just don't drive for at least eight hours. Got it? 1739 01:32:32,653 --> 01:32:35,756 Thank you. Thanks. Yes. Yes, sir. 1740 01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:37,058 Thank you. Let's roll. 1741 01:32:39,427 --> 01:32:42,730 Really is your lucky day, Tiny Bitch. 1742 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,069 Yoshi, call me up. 1743 01:32:53,174 --> 01:32:55,776 Oh my fucking god. Never have I been so happy 1744 01:32:55,876 --> 01:32:57,978 that you're a fucking drug dealer, dude. 1745 01:32:58,079 --> 01:32:59,814 It has its benefits, I told you. 1746 01:32:59,914 --> 01:33:01,582 I mean, yeah! - That's insane. 1747 01:33:01,682 --> 01:33:02,917 I don't know, he's a cool dude. 1748 01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:05,086 Yeah, let's just... let's just get this off. 1749 01:33:08,689 --> 01:33:11,292 Oh wow. Looks like we missed all the fun. 1750 01:33:14,795 --> 01:33:16,464 Gus! Let's go! 1751 01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:20,601 Go to the car. 1752 01:33:20,701 --> 01:33:21,969 Hey, look who it is! - Hey! 1753 01:33:22,069 --> 01:33:23,270 Hey! 1754 01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:24,271 What's up? 1755 01:33:24,371 --> 01:33:25,272 How are you? 1756 01:33:25,372 --> 01:33:26,273 Good. How are you? 1757 01:33:26,373 --> 01:33:28,943 I'm great. 1758 01:33:29,043 --> 01:33:32,547 Um, so I'm gonna stay at Lo's place. And then we can meet at the car in the morning? 1759 01:33:32,646 --> 01:33:34,748 Absolutely. Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 1760 01:33:56,370 --> 01:33:58,239 Hi. Good morning. 1761 01:33:58,339 --> 01:34:01,008 Good morning. - I got breakfast burritos. 1762 01:34:01,108 --> 01:34:03,344 That's not all you got. 1763 01:34:03,444 --> 01:34:05,646 Wow. You went there. 1764 01:34:05,746 --> 01:34:07,414 You did too. 1765 01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:08,916 Thanks. 1766 01:34:11,152 --> 01:34:13,320 State police are reporting that these hero 1767 01:34:13,420 --> 01:34:15,890 students were on a college visit. Is that true? 1768 01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:18,527 Yes, that's correct. That is true. And I'm so 1769 01:34:18,627 --> 01:34:21,095 proud of them, but I'm not surprised at all. 1770 01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:24,331 Doing the right thing even when it's scary or difficult 1771 01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:27,101 is something I've tried to instill in all of our students. 1772 01:34:27,334 --> 01:34:30,572 I think what she's trying to say is that caution 1773 01:34:30,671 --> 01:34:33,174 is overrated. May fortune favor the foolish. 1774 01:34:34,875 --> 01:34:36,645 The bold. Fortune favors the bold. 1775 01:34:38,112 --> 01:34:39,146 That too. 1776 01:34:54,828 --> 01:34:56,363 ...you'd be like, "No fucking way!" 1777 01:35:24,491 --> 01:35:27,027 Well, glad we're home. 1778 01:35:29,263 --> 01:35:30,431 Alright bud. 1779 01:35:31,765 --> 01:35:33,834 We're gonna be in some serious shit. 1780 01:35:34,368 --> 01:35:38,239 Well, well, well. You crazy sons of bitches, huh? 1781 01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,242 You did it. 1782 01:35:41,342 --> 01:35:42,577 Was it worth it? 1783 01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:47,414 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1784 01:35:47,515 --> 01:35:49,950 Well alright then. 1785 01:35:50,050 --> 01:35:52,486 You followed your heart. And I'm proud of you. 1786 01:35:52,587 --> 01:35:54,589 Proud of all of you. 1787 01:35:56,857 --> 01:36:00,261 Whew. Well, this is me. See you jokers on Monday. 1788 01:36:01,895 --> 01:36:03,931 At Driver's Ed? 1789 01:36:04,031 --> 01:36:06,467 Oh no, I'm not allowed to teach that anymore. I'm your new guidance counselor. 1790 01:36:06,568 --> 01:36:08,269 Gonna talk to all of you about your futures. 1791 01:36:09,270 --> 01:36:11,138 Okay. 1792 01:36:11,238 --> 01:36:17,911 Ow! Fuck! Oh! You never get used to the pain! Ah! 1793 01:36:18,812 --> 01:36:19,947 Bye. 1794 01:36:20,047 --> 01:36:21,015 Bye. 1795 01:36:21,882 --> 01:36:24,318 You know what, honestly, I feel like this kind of thing 1796 01:36:24,418 --> 01:36:26,153 that we just did should be like low-key encouraged. 1797 01:36:26,253 --> 01:36:29,156 I feel different. I feel like something happened. 1798 01:36:29,890 --> 01:36:35,563 I feel like... so emotional right now. It's... I don't know I uh 1799 01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:38,866 I think I like you guys more than like everyone else I know. 1800 01:36:38,966 --> 01:36:41,636 Aww. - Aw, stop. 1801 01:36:41,736 --> 01:36:43,304 Yeah, we're so proud of you. 1802 01:36:45,973 --> 01:36:48,475 Man, we really just did a group hug. 1803 01:36:48,576 --> 01:36:51,812 How about we do something this weekend? Keep this thing going. 1804 01:36:51,912 --> 01:36:52,479 Why don't we make a movie? 1805 01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,181 Fuck yeah. Let's do it. 1806 01:36:54,516 --> 01:36:54,948 Let's do it! 1807 01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:57,818 Tripod should be the star. 1808 01:36:59,486 --> 01:37:01,188 No. 1809 01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:02,256 Alright, no, no, no. What are you doing? Come on. 1810 01:37:02,356 --> 01:37:04,491 I'm filming you. It's a great shot. Great light. 1811 01:37:04,592 --> 01:37:07,494 Really? Okay, well... You got your shot. That's enough now. 1812 01:37:07,595 --> 01:37:08,929 No I didn't. 1813 01:37:09,029 --> 01:37:10,864 Okay, no. That's enough. - It's not over yet.